0 the number of the Bundys'
children (according to Peg on the Polk High School Reunion) [317]
0 $ the money that the
Bundys got from the Hop-On-Inn [308]
00 the number on Bud's
t-shirt (New Market Mallers) [211, 504]
1
(1)* the number of toilets in the house of
the Bundys before Al got his Ferguson [305]
(2) a normal American family eats one time every
month (according to Al) [404]
(3) the number of installments Al had still to pay
for the Dodge [409]
1 ¢ the money that
Al earns by selling a 20 $-shoe (after tax and Peg) [312]
1 $ Al saw a 1 $-coin
in the fountain of wishes (in the New Market Mall), he wanted
to get it, but actually it was a ring from a beer-can [507]
10
(1) the number of years that Al needed to save 5000
$ [409]
(2) the number of months of a pregnancy when a male
Bundy will be born (according to Peg); "they don't want to
come out" [511]
10 ¢ Al's wage raise
in 1972 (according to Peg) [612]
10 $
(1) the price in order to watch Tiffany doing aerobics
on Thursday [212]
(2) the money Griff got from Gary for Al's idea for
an aerobics studio [1001]
(3) the money that Bill Clinton sent to the Church
Of No Ma'am [1004]
100 the protection factor
of the Bundys' sun lotion [321]
100 $
(1) the money that Kelly wanted from Al for a Python-snake
[305]
(2) the money that Peg took from Al because she gave
him his medicine [414]
(3) the worth of the Dodge including Kelly and Bud
[503]
(4) the increased limit of Al's credit card (according
to Peg) [515]
(5) the money Bud needed in order to got to Washington
and meet the President; he didn't get it [517]
(6) the money Kelly needed for a new dress in order
to be Miss Weenie Tot [517]
1000 $
(1) the money that the Bundys have won against the
D'Arcys at Foodie's Supermarket [519]
(2) the money that Kelly needed for a new dress for
the Miss Cheese competition; she earned it within three days [604]
(3) the money Candy got for participating in the
"You Can't Miss"-show [717]
(4) the price for Tweety [1003]
1000 $/week
(1) the money Kelly got as a weather bunny [419]
10000 the number of pairs
of shoes (for women) Al bought from Meter-Maid Duty Shop in order
to sell them to the Chicago police [514]
10000 $
(1) the money that the Rhoades got from the Hop-On-Inn
[308]
(2) the money that Al has won against Big Bad Momma
[417]
(3) the money that the Bundys could get if Buck copulates
with Lady Astoria [524]
(4) the money Kelly could win against Slick Stick
Jackson playing pool billiard [604]
(5) the money that could be won by the person on
seat 2, block 8, line B (= Peg) with a free-throw [801]
(6) the money that could be won in the show "Touchdown
Trivia" [823]
(7) the money Al won for his movie "Sheos"
at the Hammond Indiana Film Festival [925]
100000 miles on the tachometer
of the Dodge (according to Peg) [408]
100000 $
(1) the money that aunt Toonie left to her cats [401]
(2) the money Al had to pay because Buck killed Lady
Astoria [524]
1000000 miles on the tachometer
of the Dodge [817]
1000000 $
(1) the money that the Rhoades and the Bundys wanted
from the Hop-On-Inn for their illegal recordings [308]
(2) Steve's sum insured [310]
(3) the money the Fitzwillys wanted from the Bundys
because the Dodge hit their Mercedes [503]
(4) the money that is paid by the UFO Magazine for
the proof of the existence of aliens [507]
1000000000000 $ the money
the Bundys wanted to sue for because of a car crash [503]
11
(1) the number of murdered people in Dumpwater/Florida
since 1962 [203] ?
(2) the number on Peggy's t-shirt (New Market Mallers)
[211, 504]
110 Al's third number
for Johnny B. Goods [113]
1100 $ the price that
a woman wanted to pay for Al's Dodge (according to Peg who met
this woman in her beauty salon) [409]
111 $ the price for four
records by Yodelin' Andy [216]
11th May 1972 the
last day that a popcorn pack (which Peg prepared in 1988) should
have been sold [302]
11th July 1948* Al's
birthday [720]
1 $ 19 ¢ the price
for normal chickens [305]
12
(1) the number of Al's hair on his head according
to Peg [310]
(2) variation of Al's number as a football player
(in his dream) [523]
12 $ the price for an
ordered pizza, but as a matter of fact that Peggy charged 5000
$ to Al's credit card, Al was not able to pay for it [416]
1200 $
(1) the price for a computer; the store didn't want
to reduce the price, so Steve decided on not buying this type
of computer (for the Bundys) [319]
(2) the money that Al had to give Bud according to
his Bundy Dollar Day [414]
(3) the money Al had to pay for Buck's funeral
[1003]
12000 $
(1) the money (for the black car that Al wanted)
that Mr. Whiteman had to pay [409]
(2) the money that Al earns in a year [723]
(3) the money that Carlos had to pay for Al's doghouse
[1022]
123 the number of Kelly's
class for home economics [421]
1 $ 25 ¢ the price
for a hair-do by Tony [310]
1250 $ the money that
Al won at a horse-race [221]
1, 2, C the first three
numbers (according to Kelly) [422]
12th April Peg's
birthday [1116, month also in 703, 519*]
120 $ the money Kelly
should earn by babysitting the Hubbard kids, but Bud used the
money for two tickets for a Vanilla Ice concert [521]
13 the age when Buck will
die (according to himself) [521]
130 the points of Bud
(bowling) [209]
1-312-555-SCAM phone number
of Pest Boys Extermination Co. [819, 901]
14
(1) the number on Al's t-shirt (New Market Mallers)
[211, 504]
(2) one of the roulette-numbers that Kelly predicted
by idling her brain [417]
14th February 1987* the
wedding day of Marcy and Steve [217]
1 $ 49 ¢ the price
for tuna fish on a commercial [307]
1492 the year Columbus
brought the Labour Day to the USA (according to Al) [401]
15 the number of Johnson
(Irv's Smelters) [504]
15 $
(1) the price for jewels for Peg bought by Al [110]
(2) the price in order to watch Tiffany taking a
sun-bath and jogging [212]
150 $ the money that Al
takes from Steve; Steve didn't want that Marcy knows that he got
this money from a horse-race [221]
1500 $ the money that
Al had to give Kelly according his Bundy Dollar Day [414]
1500 Watt the power of
Al's car radio [503]
15000 $ the price for
the black car that Al wanted [409]
1500000 $ the money the
former waitress and ex-wife of Dr. Plierson got for their 6 month
marriage [404]
160 $ a bill for a hair
cut and manicure that Al had to pay [423]
17 $ 34 Al's tax refund
[826]
170 the points of Steve
Rhoades (bowling) [209]
175 $ the price for a
ticket for the Oozing Meat concert [403]
1750 $ the price for a
huge tent in order to combat termites; it costs 1750 $ because
the house has a floor, rooms and windows [218]
18
(1) the miles on the tachometer of the Dodge (after
Al has re-bought his car) [409]
(2) the number of Wilson (New Market Mallers) [504]
(3) Al's age on the day of marriage [1118]
18 ¢ the money that
Al got from Bud and Kelly at Foodie's in order to buy a chewing
gum [519]
18000 $ the money that
Al needed for his "Dr. Shoe" telephone service [408]
1-800-4-KILLER phone number
of The Mob [1014]
1-800-LEGS-UP phone number
of Pest Boys Extermination Co. [808]
1-800-NO-DATE a hotline
for Bud (according to Kelly) [316]
1-800-OLD-ROCK phone number
of the "Old Aid" project [709]
1-800-ZIPP-UP phone number
of the Virgin Hotline [907]
18th February 2011 the
day "Hondo" is broadcasted the next time [824]
18th November 1966, 4:00 pm the
day Al scored "four touchdowns in a single game" with
the Panthers against Andrew Johnson High [318, year also in 304,
516, 615, month also in 418]
1-900-YUMMY phone number
of the hotline where Peg's mother worked [1012]
1900 $ the price of the
Bundys' computer; original price: 2100 $ [319]
1908 the wedding year
of Al and Peg (according to Al) [810]
1948
(1)* the year of Peggy's birthday; she mentioned
that she is of the same age as Al [705]
(2) the year of Al's birthday [720]
195 $ the price for the
statue of Tubro bought by Peggy [407]
1957 the year when Al
took the book "The Little Engine That Could" [302]
1965 the year where Al
was "Rookie-Of-The-Year Shoe Salesman" [302]
1967 the year a couple
has been murdered in Dump Water/Florida for the first time [202]
1 $ 97 ¢ the money
that Al earns by selling a 20 $-shoe (before tax and Peg) [312]
1971
(1)* the wedding year of Al and Peg [not confirmed,
indicated in 217 and 612]
(2) the model of Al's car (according to Mr. Shimokava)
[1020]
1972
(1) five years after 1967 another couple has been
murdered in Dump Water/Florida [202]
(2) the year Al got a 10 ¢ wage raise [612]
1974 the year Al bought
his Dodge [724]
1977 another couple has
been murdered in Dump Water; exactly 5 years after the last one
[202]
1979 the year Kelly had
her first boyfriend [1124]
198 Al's fourth number
for Johnny B. Goods [113]
1982 people have been
murdered in Dump Water [202]
1983 the year when Al
had problems with dandruff [310]
1984 the year when all
the Bundys had flu [511]
1986 the year when all
the "Aurora White" toilet paper was sold out, so that
Al went crazy [618]
1987 the year the Bundys
went to Dump Water/Florida; five years after the last murder [202]
1989 from that year on
only one woman in every family who doesn't do nothing is allowed
(according to Al) [506]
2
(1) the number of dreams Al had as a young man: to
be an astronaut in order to land on the planet Jane Mansfield
and to have his own toilet [305]
(2) the number of toilets in the house of the Bundys
after Al build his own toilet-room in the garage [305]
(3) one of the roulette-numbers that Kelly predicted
by idling her brain [417]
2 ¢ beer-tax increase
[707]
20 $ the money that Kelly
had to pay for Bud's Special TV Adapter Glasses [411]
200 the points of Didi
Stones (bowling) [209]
2000 $ the price for Peggy's
course at the Cook County School For Interior Decoration [515]
2057* the year when Al
will have repaid the mortgage for the house (before he has raisen
the credits for "Dr. Shoe") [408]
21 the number of Al's
and Peg's room (Poppy's By The Tree) [202]
21 mph the speed of the
wind on 18th November 1966 [318]
2157 the year when Al
will have repaid the mortgage for the house (after he has raisen
the credits for "Dr. Shoe") [408]
2163 $ the money Al had
to pay, because the lend out the book "The Little Engine
That Could" for 31 years [302]
2C1835 the number of Al's
driving license [720]
2nd September 1978 the
day Al got his driving license [720]
22
(1) the number of Kelly's and Bud's room (Poppy's
By The Tree) [203]
(2) the number of minutes that Peggy and Marcy needed
to lose 5000 $ gambling in Las Vegas [417]
(3) the number of Savage (New Market Mallers) [504]
22nd January 1974 Bud's
birthday [703, year not confirmed]
225 $ 75 ¢ the money
the Bundys had to pay in a restaurant, but Al has forgotten his
billfold [311]
23
(1) the day of Al's birthday (according to Peg) [110]
(2) the day of the Bundys' marriage (according to
Peg) [110]
(3) the number of the Bundys' children (officially)
[415]
(4) one of the roulette-numbers that Kelly predicted
by idling her brain [417]
235 $ telephone bill [205]
23 $ 50 ¢ the money
that Al has spent for a satellite dish [1014]
237 $ the money that the
Bundys got because of the death of Henry Wanker [311] ?
25 ¢
(1) the money that you had to pay if you wanted to
"ask the dullard a question"; an idea of Bud to earn
some money by using Kelly [414]
(2) the price for Winky [423]
25 % the interests of
the Al's credit in order to pay for their computer [319]
25 $ the money Marcy paid
for sleeping in the house of the Bundys [422]
2500 $ the price for a
paiting of Peggy [607]
25000 $ the reward that
Marcy got because she was able to prevent a bank-robbery [410]
250000 $/year the money
Kelly should get for her job as a weather bunny [419]
2524** a variation
of the D'Arcys' house number [1101]
256 the number of points
Puggy Weaver got when he was bowling on 26th April
1965 at Jim's Bowlarama [420]
260 $ the Bundys' phone
bill [423]
26th April 1965 the
day Puggy Weaver made his bowling record [420]
27th November 1972 Kelly's
birthday [703, year not confirmed]
275 $ the price for Al's
fishing-gear [110]
3
(1) number of hooters of a Martian babe; Al: "Men
see UFO's because they have to. It's our way out. It's the only
thing that keeps me going. Hopefully it will be on garbage day.
A beautiful Martian babe with three hooters will come out. She'll
say: »I can't speak. I have no parents and I don't know what
good sex is«." [303]
(2) the number of years that Al has to pay for his
re-bought brown Dodge [409]
(3) the number of birthday parties that Al organized
for Kelly [501]
3 hours the time Steve
and Marcy need for love-making on weekdays [322]
30
(1) the age when Al left the school (according to
Peg) [318]
(2) the price for Al's life (according to himself)
[319]
30 $ the money that Al
earns in a day [1116]
300 the number of points
that Peggy got when she was bowling at Jim's Bowlarama; that's
an absolute game [420]
300 miles the distance
between Chicago and Wanker County (according to Peg) [606]
300 $ the money that Al
had to give Peg according to his Bundy Dollar Day [414]
3000 $
(1) the money that Al got from the Gutter Cats for
his "appearance" in their video [414]
(2) Marcy's tax refund [826]
31 the number of Al's
lot near the Lake Chicamocomico [512]
3 ½ minutes the length
of "Sheos" [925]
319 Jack Dallas' room
number [611]
32 one of the roulette-numbers
that Kelly predicted by idling her brain [417]
320 the room number of
Acme Rocket Co. [611]
32000000 $ the jackpot
of a lottery [612]
3 $ 25 ¢/hour Al's
payment (according to Bud) [612]
33 Al's number as a full-back
[520, 601, 613, 615, 621, 626, 722, 910, 1114]
34 the size of Al's underpants
[509] ?
3 $ 40 ¢/hour Steve's
payment as a zoo-kepper at "Slippers" [411]
34th November an
entry in Kelly's dairy [922]
34 $ 95 ¢ the money
for a cheese-cake that Al should give to Marcy and Jefferson,
but he didn't pay [513]
35 one of the roulette-numbers
that Kelly predicted by idling her brain [417]
35 $
(1) the money Marcy had to pay in order to
be interviewed for "Short Haired Women In Banking" [609]
(2) the money Kelly had to pay for her show [609]
35 $ 95 ¢ one of
Peg's bills from Ten Little Toe-Nails [106]
36 C Peg's bra size [306]
380 pounds weight of Peg's
mother [623] ?
3 $ 95 ¢ the money
that Al wanted to pay for flowers for Peg's birthday [306]
4 the number of times
that Al has fallen from the roof plugging the holes [411]
40 % the share of the
money that Al wanted from Kelly for managing her TV career [419]
40 $
(1) the price for a dog-collar for Buck bought by
Kelly [216]
(2) the money people wanted to give Al for his Dodge
[817]
400 $
(1) the money that Bud got from Kelly as her agent
[414]
(2) the money Kelly needed for a school for models
[506]
4000 $ the money Al wanted
for his Dodge [817]
41 the age of Harry Ashland
[514]
44 the number of
years Ms. De Groot worked in the Oakwood Library [302]
45 minutes the time Al
needs on the toilet (according to Bud), even in the bushes, e.g.
in the garden of the Jenkins [515]
5
(1) the number on Smith's t-shirt (New Market Mallers)
[504]
(2) the number on Bud's Reepers t-shirt [513]
5 $
(1) the price in order to watch Tiffany [212]
(2) the money that John Wayne bet on Al [407]
(3) the money that Marcy gave her cousin, because
she wanted him to go to a ball with her; he took the money, told
everybody that Marcy paid him and slept with Roberta, a fat slut
(according to Marcy) [415]
(4) the price for a Bundy Burger [423]
(5) a bet between Bud and Kelly that Vinnie won't
touch her [518]
(6) the money of the Bundys including cash, cheques
and bank balance (according to Peg) [522]
5 $/week Al's increase
in salary [419]
50
(1) Al's second number for Johnny B. Goods [113]
(2)* Al's IQ (according to Marcy); Steve gave Al
50000 $ and Marcy said that would be 1000 $ for every IQ [408]
50 ¢ the worth of
the gas that Al has swallowed at the gas station [408]
50 $
(1) the money Al had to pay for a security lamp that
was so bright that he couldn't sleep [205]
(2) the special price for a whole week watching Tiffany
including popcorn [212]
(3) the money that Steve won at a horse-race [221]
(4) the price for a cassette recorder that Al had
to pay [423]
(5) the money the insurance wanted to pay for the
stolen Dodge [724]
500 lbs. the weight of
Peg when she is pregnant (according to Al) [603]
500 $
(1) the price of Peggy's blue dress for the Polk
High School Reunion [317]
(2) the money that Mrs. Fisher got by answering "Shoe
salesman" to the question "What's the absolutely worst
job according to most Americans?" in a game show [414]
(3) the money that Kelly got from the Gutter Cats
[414]
5000 the number of pairs
of God's Shoes that Al bought together with Jefferson [608]
5000 $
(1) the money that Al has saved by collecting discount
stamps, using the same razor-blade, the same TV guide and by diluting
five times his mouth-wash [409]
(2) the money that Al needed in order to pay off
the IRS and to stay out of jail [415]
(3) the money that Leo Privett wanted to pay for
Peg's hair [415]
(4) the money that Peggy charged to Al's credit card
in order to have some more money to lose in Las Vegas [416]
50000 $
(1) the credit that Steve gave Al for his "Dr.
Shoe" telephone service [408]
(2) the money that Al had to pay because the Dodge
hit the Mercedes of the Fitzwillys [503]
(3) the money that has been offered in order to get
Al Bundy, because it looked like he had killed Franklin Van Pelt
(in Al's dream) [611]
(4) the money Al got for Pharao's Eye (in his dream)
[611]
500000 $
(1) the money that Stymie Bundy left to those who
are the first to have a male baby named after him [511]
(2) the money Coco wanted to give Peg for Al [726]
5000000 the year when
the lots near the Lake Chicamocomico can be cultivated [512]
51 Al's football number
(on a fictional TV-show) [420]
55 $ the limit on Al's
credit card (according to Peg) [419]
555-2331 the phone number
of Vickie, one of Kelly's classmates; she was "The Slut Of
The Week" in Kelly's show [609]
555-2878 the Bundys' phone
number [304]
555-PERM the number in
order to give some money to Jeannie [609]
555-PINF alternative mnemonic
for "Dr. Shoe" [408]
555-RGNE alternative mnemonic
for "Dr. Shoe" [408]
555-RIND alternative mnemonic
for "Dr. Shoe" [408]
555-SHOE the phone number
of Dr. Shoe; Al had five telephones (3 white ones, 1 red and 1
black) [408]
555-STALLION a phone number
called by Peg and Kelly [205]
6 m2 the
screen-size of the TV set that the Tots gave to the Bundys [1124]
?
60 the points of Kelly
(bowling) [209]
60 % the share of the
money (won by playing Poker with Peg, Louise and Fern) that Kelly
had to give to Peg [403]
60 $
(1) the price for a hair-do in Al's new salon [310]
(2) the price for a new jacket for Bud [312]
(3) the price for the record "Anna (Go To Him)"
that Al bought at Final Vinyl [518]
(4) the money Bud needed for a Vanilla Ice ticket
for Crystal [521]
60 $/month the price for
the TV-cable of the Bundys [609]
60000 $ the money Jefferson
earned by using an insider's tip [516]
61 CMS 2 the license plate
of the Bundy's car (for the state Illinois) [816, 1118]
6th June 1982 the
day the Bundy era began (according to Al); he was talking about
playing baseball; Newmark vs. Mallers [504]
623 $ the money that Peg
(resp. Al) owes Patty Brite Cosmetics [314]
6754233 Steve's number
at the Chicago Police Department; he was arrested because he has
stolen Bosco [410]
7
(1) the age since when Kelly used to bleach her hair
[312]
(2) one of the roulette-numbers that Kelly predicted
twice by idling her brain [417]
7 ¢/lbs. the price
for Chernobyl Farms chickens [305]
70 $
(1) the money that Peg wanted from Al for a lottery
[305]
(2) the worth of the Dodge (according to Peg) [503]
700 lbs. the weight of
Peg's mother [1010] ?
700 $ the money that Peg
wanted to spend for a satellite dish [1014]
7000000 miles on the tachometer
of the Dodge (according to Peg) [522]
75 ¢ the money Al
earns on a normal day slaving in the shoe mines (according to
himself) [319]
75 $ the price for a fishing-rod
that Al wanted to buy [106]
78 the number of months
Al has to pay for their 1900$-computer (25 % of interests) [319]
780000 $ the money a baby
costs from the birth until college (according to Al) [605]
79 ¢ the price for
the Bundys' TV-guide [618]
796660158 the number of
people burned in hell [1120]
79 $ 95 ¢ the price
for Lance Pumps [1023]
8
(1) Al's first number for Johnny B. Goods [113]
(2) the number of minutes that Peggy and Marcy needed
to lose all their money in Las Vegas [416]
(3) the age when Kelly wanted a tatoo for the first
time [421]
8 $ the money that is
left after Peggy's and Marcy's run of bad luck; Al wanted to make
a fortune out of it [417]
80 Pesos the amount on
Al's pay-cheque (according to Peg) [517]
80 % the share of the
money that Bud gets from Kelly, because he made it possible that
she became the Gutter Cats' rock video slut [414]
80 $
(1) the price for a call to Vancouver that
Al had to pay, but nobody has called (officially) [205]
(2) the price for the repairing of the refridgerator
by Heidi [206]
800 $ the money that Peg
left (together with a red hair) in Al's box originally containing
5000 $ [409]
800000 miles on the tachometer
of the Dodge [803]
84 number of murders per
"Psycho Dad"-episode (1 hour) [913]
8-Track the system of
Al's cassette player; "the last great American sound system";
"8-tracks are to today's stereo systems what a girlfriend
is to a wife: an earlier, better version." (Al) [724]; he
has following tapes: "Born To Be Wild", "Meet The
Four Seasons", "Meet The Supremes" and "The
Four Seasons Meet The Supremes" [724]
9 Peg's age on the day
of marriage (according to herself) [1118]
9th July 1983 the
day the New Market Mallers won because of Al; he became "most
valuable player" [504]
937 the number of days
the Rhoades are living next to the Bundys (according to Marcy)
[319]
9674
(1)** a variation of the Bundys' house number [404,
408, 410, 413, 414, 501, 503, 509, 510]
(2)** the number of the Rhoades' house [intro 402-415]
97 the age of Tony's father,
Al's new barber [310]
9764 the Bundys' house
number [112, 211, 213, 402, 513-515, 517, 519, 521, 524, 608,
609, 620, 621, 625, 704, 713, 714, 720-722, 725, 804, 807, 811,
815, 824, 912, 922, 1007, 1011, 1022, 1106, 1117, 1122, 1123];
the house is on "ancient Indian shoe burial ground ... it's
where the Native Americans would throw their moccasins when they
got too stinky" [816]
9766 the D'Arcys' house
number [1106]
99 ¢ coin an idea
of Steve [320]
99000 the miles on the
tachometer of the Dodge (before Al sold the car) [409]
994678 Griff's number
as a "convict"; Officer Dan arrested him because of
cannibalism and murder in order to plan undisturbedly the celebration
of his 1-year No Ma'am membership [1026]
aarumm noun/syn
butter (in Al's archaic language he's
using when his mouth is full of food)
ABD expr
the alphabet (according to Kelly) [521]
Abdominizer B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [723]
Achmed npr
a friend of Bud; they went to Fort Lauderdale [1017, 1018]
"A Day In The Life Of A Shoe Salesman"
npr title of a movie directed and produced by Al Bundy,
co-produced by Kelly Bundy [925]
Adieu! int
"A deer, a female deer." (Kelly) [726] (< adieu:
bye bye [French])
Adolpho npr
a supplier for the things that Peggy bought [423]
aesthetically challenged expr
ugly (politically correct) [903]
"A Fat Woman Came Into The Shoe Store Today"
expr title
of a fictional TV-series (used by Bud to name Al's stories of
fat women) [801]
After Midnight Sale expr
a special night sale at Gary's Shoes [508]
Agent Red syn
Peg (according to Al); Football Player: "Al Bundy? The all-state
Al Bundy?" Al: "I was." Football Player: "I
thought you died in 'Nam." Al: "Actually, I started
that rumor. I died here at home. A victim of Agent Red."
[808]
A-Haps npr
a department store [104]
Aida npr
an aunt of Marcy [512]
A.J.'s Casketeria npr
a bowling team playing against Gary's Angels (Al, Jefferson, Griff,
Bob and Bud) [924]
al v/t
to shout "Al"; "Peg, you're not allowed to al.
There will be no aling for my entire vacation. I am not here."
[622]
Al npr
(1) abbreviation for Alfonz or Albert [never confirmed
or indicated in the show]
(2) the first syllable of "Alamo" [819]
(< Alamo [a place where the US lost a battle and the title
of a movie with John Wayne])
(3) abbreviation for Alice (according to Jefferson)
[1006]
Aladin npr
pseudonym for Al (given by the members of No Ma'am) [1112]
Alberto, Alfredo npr
pseudonym for Al (given by Griff) [1025]
Al-Bun-Day npr
Al's name for the labour day [401]
Al Bundy npr
the name for the boat that Al wanted to construct in the basement
[106]
Al Bundy Field npr
a football field named after Al Bundy which he has wrongly blown
up [1009]
Al Bundy Golf Classics npr
a (fictional) event at the Country Club mentioned by Al [319]
Al Bundy's House Of Sole npr
alternative name for Gary's Shoes (given by Al); Al, Jeff and
Bud sell shoes from the 70ies [901]
Alejandro npr
a man that carried Peg's shopping bags [303]
Alexis npr
an oversize model car pooling with Al [825]
Alga npr
a name for Al (by himself) in front of Helga and Inga, two blonde,
huge-hootered Swedish masseuses [1011]
aliens noun Al
has seen six aliens from the Planet Philydion; the used his stinky
socks to make fuel out of them [507]
"Al Jolson's Greatest Hits" npr
a record; a birthday gift for Peggy (by Kelly) [306]
Allanté npr
the name of a car [506]
Allday, Yummy npr
a beautiful woman in Al's fantasy (in Las Vegas); they spend the
night together in Monaco [417] ?
"A Long And Tragic Story" npr
a story told by Al; "It was 20 years ago. Polk High's big
game. My girlfriend at the time, later became my wife, but that's
another tragic tale, had this little habit of shouting at me while
I was in the game. Of course, I hated that. Of course, she shouted
at me one time when a 300 pound linebacker was barreling down
at me. When I came to, I had two kids and was selling shoes."
(Al to Chad) [826]
Alpat, Rochelle npr
one of the models that wanted to be an Allanté-girl [506]
Alpha Club npr a
high intgelligence club [620]
Alpha Gonna Get 'Em
npr Bud's own fraternity; members:
Bud, Ahmed, Francis and Gud; mottos: "Lookie, lookie, we're
gonna get some nookie." and "We'll do good on our tests,
so we'll feel some breasts." [706]
Al's Angels npr
Al's football team in hell; players: Al, Peg, Kelly, Bud, Marcy
and Jefferson [1120]
Al's father expr
[515] although he's dead he appears and talks to Al; he told him
that Abraham Lincoln, Socrated and the 3 Stooges (Mo, Larry, Curly)
are laughing, because Peg sold his Playboy collection; besides
Marilyn Monroe doesn't even know that Al exists [407]
Al's Grew npr
writing in Al's own room [603]
Alshi npr
Al's nickname given by Yvette, a blonde woman in one of Al's dreams
[501]
Al's mother expr [311,
319, 423] sometimes she drank a Bloody Mary [422]
Amazing Homes npr
a magazine read by Peggy; issue "Home Plans" [515]
Amber npr Marcy's
niece from Los Angeles [904, 908, 915, 923]; Amber's mother sent
her to Marcy to get her out of the bad L.A. neighbourhood where
she grew up; Bud keeps on trying to get her into his bed, but
he only succeeded once [904]
"Amos And Andrew" npr
title of a show; Al and Kelly saw a poster of this show when they
were in Hollywood [610]
Andrew Johnson High
npr the high school playing against Al
and his team in 1966 [516]
"And That's When My Hound Dog Started Looking
Good To Me" npr title
of a song on the radio [817]
Andy npr
(1) a former classmate of Milton; he thought Bud
would be Andy, because he looked like a hippie [318]
(2) a gay man that danced with Peggy [505]
Angela npr
Miss Beverly Hills; she participated in the Miss Spring Break
election [1018]
Angie npr
the beautiful, diligent and nice girlfriend of Aaron Mitchell
[808]
"Anna Karenina" npr
title of a videotape Marcy had; Jefferson, Al and Peggy didn't
want to watch this movie [521]
"Anna (Go To Him)"
npr title of Al's favorite song (by Arthur Alexander);
once it was the second song of 5000 [518]
Anonymous Shoppaholics npr
an organisation for shopping-addicted
people [924?] (< Anonymous Alcoholics + shopping)
Anonymous Unemployed npr
an organisation for unemployed people, e.g. for Jefferson [907]
a normal day expr
"Let's pretend it's any normal day and I'm coming home from
work. Kelly failed another test, Bud's dealing three cards Monty
at the old folk's home and Peg's in Oprah coma. I just earned
75 cents slaving in the shoe mines." (Al to Buck) [319]
Antoine npr
a masseur in Marcy's and Jefferson's favorite beauty studio [716]
Antoine's Under The El npr
a beauty studio; Marcy took Peg to Antoine's because of her 25th
anniversary [918]
"Anything Goes" npr
Kelly's song (according to Bud) [313]
April npr
a girl on the Trumaine University that had to choose between a
basket ball player and Bud [926]
April May June npr
one of Bud's flames; his first date [217]
Aquarium npr Aquarius
(according to Kelly); her zodiacal sign** [420]
Architectural Digest npr
a magazine subscribed by the Rhoades but read by the Bundys [220]
Aroevoir! int
Au revoir! (according to Kelly) [406]
Arians npr
the name of a football team playing against the Polk High Panthers
[304]
Ariel npr
a model and one of Bud's girls; he is her manager [1014]; she
slept in the Bundys' house [1021, 1103]
"Art Allante P.I." npr
title of a show; Al and Kelly saw a poster of this show when they
were in Hollywood [610]
Arti npr
one of Kelly's dates; he's a pizza boy [501]
"A Ship Called Passion" npr
a book about pirates read by Peg [718]
Ashland, Harry npr
one of Kelly's date; he is 41 years old and a local politician;
he has got a portable phone [514]
Ashley npr
a former (blonde) classmate of Kelly [1008, 1017, 1018]
"Ask the dullard a question 25 ¢"
expr a
writing (by Bud) above Kelly; she didn't knew anything about this
idea [414]
Asses And Tits npr
a magazine for men; Al fotographed the centerfold and promised
to "buy it tomorrow" [707] ?
Astoria npr
a dog; full name: "Champion Astoria Lady of Marsady";
she participated in the Attenborough International Dog Show [524]
?
A Touch Of Bud npr
an aftershave used by Bud [706]
Aunt Maddie npr
the woman that baked Al's favorite pies [1111]
Aunt Maddie's Pies npr
Al's favorite pie; motto: "My Pies Are Sweeter When You Share
'Em" [1111]
Aunt Ruth npr
a pseudonym by Peg [302]
Aurora White npr
Al's favorite toilet paper [523, 618, 722]
Babcock, Floyd npr
owner of the rival shoe store in the New Market Mall [1016]
Babcock, Floyd, Jr. npr
son of Floyd Babcock and classmate of
Bud; he invented "only" a Mac-DOS printer [1016]
Baby Expo npr a
mall where Jefferson had to go [602]
baby oven noun Peg
(according to Al) [511]
B.A.D. abbr a
club for bald men ("brothers in baldness"); abbreviation
for "Bald American Dudes" [307]
Bald! syn Yes!
(used by the members of B.A.D.) [307]
Bambi, Al npr
the name on Al's cheques [108]
Bare Ankles npr
a magazine for men (in the 19th century) [824]
Barney npr
(1) a little-known member of No Ma'am [809]
(2) a friend of Bud; they went to Fort Lauderdale
[1017, 1018]
Barney's npr
a place (restaurant or something like that) near the border with
a lot of toilets [515]
"Basic Dream Interpretation"
npr title of a book read by Marcy [112]
Bassmaster B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Al)
bathropolis noun Greek
word where "bathroom" comes from, "a quiet place
away from the camels and women" (according to Al) [515] (<
bathroom + Akropolis)
batteries noun
Peggy needs them for her "friends" [306]
Bazooka Joe npr
a name for Al (according to himself) [602]
Bea npr
an aunt of Al [517]
Beaf Truff npr Al's
and Peg's favorite restaurant (according to Peg) [420]
Beamis, Marilyn npr
one of Al's former dates; they met each
other on the beach again; she told him that he was the best [321]
Beatty, Warren npr
a pseudonym by Al for a restaurant [311]
Beaver npr
an actor ("Leave It To Beaver") that appeared at Foodie's
Supermarket [520]
Beaver Knee npr
a city in Tennessee where the Bundys stopped on their trip to
Dumpwater [202]
Becky npr
a talkshow watched by Peggy with topics like "Men - Scum
Or Slime?" [416]
Bedwetter B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [603]
be a Bud v/t
to be socially dead (according to Kelly) [406]
"Beachers" npr
title of a videotape Marcy had; Al wanted to watch this movie,
because he thought there would be a lot bikini girls [521]
Bee Bee's npr
a restaurant where Peggy and Marcy ate [602]
Bela npr
the dog of the Rhoades; shot by Al with a gun [104] (<? Bela
Lugosi [actor of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" by Ed Wood])
Bellringer B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (Kelly) [607]
Beltski, Markus npr
a former classmate of Steve and Marcy;
he was the captain of the ice hockey team, now he's a crane operator
[317]
Ben npr
the character related to Bud ("Pease In A Pod") [909]
Bender, Conny npr a
former classmate of Peggy and her rival; she is the wife of Jack
(1) [317, 318]
Bennett, Robby npr
Kelly's 12½ years old admirer and son of the owner of Easy
Off Jeans [922]
Berkowicz, Incence npr
one of the models that wanted to be an Allanté-girl; her
first name is French [506]
Beta npr the
system of the Bundys' VCR [315]
Betsy npr
Captain Courage's name for a tool to clean the toilet [718]
Betty npr
one of Peggy's friends; they go to the same beauty salon [612]
Big Apple nrp
Los Angeles (according to Kelly) [610]
Big B. npr
a pseudonym by Bud [503]
Big Bad Momma npr a
GLOW-girl fighting against Al ("Survive three minutes with
GLOW wrestler and win 10000 $"); GLOW stands for "Gorgeous
Ladies of Wrestling" [417]
Big Boys Ratchet Set npr
a ratchet set Al wanted to buy [601]
Big 'Uns npr
a magazine for men [619, 716, 720, 802, 809, 811, 812, 820, 821,
905, 907, 908, 909, 911, 917, 924, 925, 1002, 1004, 1008, 1013,
1025, 1101, 1102]; edited by Flint Guccione [1025]
Big 'Uns Channel npr
Al's favorite TV channel [1021]
Bill's Montain Top Drive-In npr
a restaurant where Kelly tried to work [521]
Billy npr
(1) one of Kelly's friends [204]
(2) a boy known by Kelly and Bud; his father became
the vice president of his company [508]
bimbo noun an
extremely dumb person; Kelly has often been called a bimbo
[411 by Marcy, 419 by Bill Palomino]
Bimbolina npr
a name for Kelly (given by Bud) [414] (< Bimbo + ???)
Bimbo Sapiens npr the
species where Kelly belongs to (according to Bud) [923] (<
bimbo + Homo Sapiens)
Bimbostein npr Kelly
(according to Bud) [318] (< bimbo + Frankenstein)
Bingo npr one
of Peg's favorite games [921]
Birdie, Al npr
wrong name for Al given by Joe Morgan [911]
Bitches In Heat npr
a magazine for Buck [621]
black adj the
color of some of Al's teeth [404]
Blackbeard npr
a doberman [503]
Black Big 'Uns npr
a magazine for men; read by Griff [905, 1113]
Black Box npr
a magazine subscribed by the Bundys [919]
"Black Cop, White Girl" npr
title of a show; Al and Kelly saw a poster of this show when they
were in Hollywood [610]
Bladder Buster npr
the name of Griff's popcorn [1123]
blank screen expr a
name for Kelly (by Bud) [319]
bleached blanket bimbo expr
a name for Kelly (by Bud) [320]
bleen adj a
color created by Kelly with terrible side effects [1005] (<
blood + green)
blonde adj
(1) Kelly's hair-color
(2) Al's favorite hair-color [204]
Blondy npr
the nickname for Tiffany (used by Marcy) [212]
blue adj the
color of the Dodge [409]
Blue, Dr. Jonathan npr
the presenter of "People To Laugh At" [608]
Blue Suede Shoes npr
an idea of Al and Steve; they had 700 pairs and they wanted to
sell them to the Elvis fans in the Bundys' house [303]
"Blue Velvet" npr
the song of Al and Sandy (a former cheerleader) [613]
Bob npr
a man in the "People To Laugh At" show that has seen
God [608]
Bob's Beta Collection npr
video store for Betamax-tapes in Milwaukee [315]
Bob's Pre-owned Socks'n'Stuff npr
the store where Al buys his clothes [313]
Bogoda, Abe npr
the fifth football player that was contacted for the Polk High
Homecoming Dance in order to introduce the new vice president
[418]
Bogus npr
one of Kelly's dates; he's the driver of a hearse [310]
BonBons npr
Peg's favorite sweets [320, 402, 1112]
Bonderly, Roger npr
a rich man at the party where the Verduccis were [525]
Bon Jovi, Bud npr
a pseudonym by Bud [321] (< Bud + John Bon Jovi)
Boondy npr wrong
pronunciation for "Bundy" [902]
booty soup noun a
meal prepared by Kelly [318]
"Booty And The Beast" npr
title of an x-rated movie [907] (<
booty + "Beauty And The Beast")
Bosco npr
a rare Caribean turtle in an aquarium in Chicago; born in 1901,
died 1989 because Bosco was stolen by Steve [410]
"Bottoms Up" npr
a game played by Al, Peg, Marcy and Jefferson [1008]
Boudoir npr
a magazine for men read by Bud [intro 301-401]
Bower, Jim npr
Al's sidekick in the shoe store [405] ?
Bowlarama npr
a bowling club where Al went with Peggy on her birthday [420]
Bowman, Piper npr
one of Kelly's rivals for the Allanté commericial; she
has stolen the Bundy Bounce [506]
"Bow wow thank you Mam" expr
the dog-version of "Wham bam thank
you Mam" [201] ?
boy-go-round noun a
name for Kelly (given by Bud) [403]
Boz npr
a friend of Bud; they call themselves "amigos"; he has
a date [320]
Bradshaw, Terry npr
he visited Polk High for two months in 1965 [1009]
brain noun Kelly's
brain is beating, not her heart (according to herself) [521]
Brandt, Brandi npr
Playboy's playmate 10/87; born 1968; she has a small mole under
her left knee; her favorite movie is "The Big Boss";
she wanted a pair of shoes in Al's store and she didn't have to
pay for them [407]
Branson Bugle npr
a magazine [1108]
"Brasil: Land Of Rubber And Sunshine"
npr a geographical
report written by Bud [214]
"Breast Gladiators" npr
a show [521]
"Breast Monsters" npr
a show [521]
"Breasts" npr
title of a TV-series created by Al Bundy
where he wants "to work personally with it" [610]
Breast Virginia npr
a state where Al wanted to go [605] (< breast + West Virginia)
Brenda npr
the woman who moved in the former house of the Johnsons; she asked
Al to help her [509]
Brian npr
a son of Jimmy (1); one of Kelly's dates; he wants that she gets
a tattoo ("Brian"); he's a son of Mae West and a zombie
(according to Al) [211]
"Bridge Ends Here" npr
title of a book read by Al [607]
"British Babes Need Discipline"
npr title of a movie on the Bundy World
Tour [622]
Broke Cha Cha Cha npr
a dance (for Al) [419] ?
broken egg adj+noun
a symbol for the male brain thinking about marriage (according
to Al) [418]
brother noun the
address of members of B.A.D. [307]
brown adj
(1) color of the Dodge [305, 409, 522, 603, 623,
715, 809, 817, 902]
(2) Peg's real hair color
(3) the color of the first not-working second-hand-car
that Al bought before he got his brown Dodge [409]
(4) color of the water in the Bundys' house [708]
Brunhilda npr
a name for Peg given by Al [606]
Bruno npr
(1) the care-taker of Kelly's school; she wanted
to date him [313]
(2) Als fictional prison-mate [524]
Bubble Double Dee npr
a typical working woman (according to No Ma'am) [809] (< bubbles
[tits] + DD [bra measure])
Bucato, Bobby npr
one of Kelly's dates; he's the boyfriend of one of Kelly's friends
[316]
Buck npr
the first dog of the Bundys [-1003]; he's Bud's dog [201] and
should be castrated [201]; once he got a catalog for underwear,
a representative wanted Buck to vote for him, a realtor wanted
to sell him a house and a credit institute sent him a credit card
[216]; he's the Shoe-Dog of the Shoe family [408]; Buck's toilet
is the garden of the Bundys (according to Marcy) and/or the garden
of Marcy (according to Al) [512]; even other dogs are using Marcy's
garden as a toilet (accoring to Al) [524]; he gets "Nutrition
Dog Food 50% More Cat Parts" [606]
buck-naked adj
to be without Buck (according to Kelly) [811] (< bucknaked)
Budafuoco, Joey npr
Bud's alter ego 1992 [803] (< Joey Buttafuoco + Bud)
Bud Chops npr a
meal; Kelly is so hungry that she wanted to eat Bud [317]
Buderace npr
Bud's alter ego 1988 [803] (< Bud + Liberace [deceased gay
entertainer])
Bud Light npr
one of Bud's pseudonyms [506] (< Bud Bundy + Budweiser Light
[a beer])
Bud Minister B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Al) [603] ?
Budrich npr
a variation of Bud's name by Al [820]
Budro npr
pseudonym for Bud [1102]
"Buenos nochos!" expr
Good night! (in Spanish according to Kelly) [511]
Bulls-Pistons npr
Bud wanted to go to this game, because he didn't believe that
the Valentine's card from April May June was not faked by Kelly
[217]
Bullwinkle npr CIA-codename
for Jefferson [820, 914]
Bumblebee npr
Bud's name as a wrestler [1007]
BUN acro
Bud's favorite TV-station; abbreviation for "Big 'Uns Network"
[1021]
Bundo npr
alter ego of Al in the Old West [824] (< Bundy + Hondo)
bundy v/t
(1) to make a Bundy out of a person; Al to Steve:
"We'll bundy you up." [209]
(2) to steal, e.g. "Don't bundy that book."
[302]
"Bundy!" expr
a curse (according to Kelly's friends) [316]
Bundy, Al npr
a middle aged husband and father of two kids; he's a shoe salesman
and he hates women (especially fat ones in his store) and loves
girls; besides he hates his life [518, 521*] and his wife, but
he never cheated on her (and he never would) [612]; he likes beer
[319, 404, 506, 518, 604, 607], juice [101, 204, 208, 211, 409],
bowling [405] on Thursday [212], fishing [301, 314, 512*], violence
[308, 501, 502, 507], pizza with a lot of chesse [505, 508], picking
his ear [601 with a pencil], putting his right hand into his pants
[101] and going to the nudie bar [607]; he showers very rarely
[513*], he lies and refuses to hug anybody; he smoked as a child
[322]; he snores thru the nose, mounth and ears [502]; he works
at Gary's Shoes in the New Market Mall and often talks about fat
women and his job [501]; sometimes he thinks of suicide [101],
being dead [521*, 807] or has strange nightmares [422]; he told
his mother that he wants to become the President of the United
States of America [314]; he was collecting baseball cards as a
child [214] and records (45 rpm) [518]; he wants his own room
[217] and a mini washer for his socks [601]; he frequently talks
about scoring four touchdowns in a single game (number 33) with
the "Panthers" versus "Andrew Johnson High",
where his team won the High School City Championship [516]; he
was Polk High Panthers' Most Valuable Player in 1966 [418], at
that time, he was 18 years old [804, 17 years old in 516**]; besides
he was New Market Mallers' Most Valuable Player in 1983 and 1990*
[504]; zodiacal sign: cancer [804]; he prefers white 2-ply toilet
paper [415] and his favorite toilet paper is "Aurora White"
[618, 722]; his favorite TV show is "Psycho Dad"; besides
he has to cry when he sings the hymn of the USA and [401] and
if he listens to the theme of "Lassie" [811] or watches
"Shenandoah" [623], "Shane" or "Bambi"
[612]; he never gets the chance to watch "Hondo" on
TV [222, 824]; he drives a Dodge but he's not the owner yet [804];
he has an "I'm Married - Shoot Me" t-shirt [316], an
"I Fish Therefore I Am" t-shirt [914, 1011], a "Kiss
The Cook - Kill The Wife" apron [401] and once Marcy gave
him a "Stay In School Or This Could Be You" t-shirt
[1009]; as he wrongly blew up the sign "Al Bundy Field"
three organisations wanted to prevent the re-erection: the "National
Organisation of Women", the "National Organisation of
Fat Women" and the French Government [1009]; sometimes he
or other people use nicknames: e.g. Al "The King" Bundy
[107 given by Luke, 420 by himself], Al "Icky" Bundy
[113 given by Spike ?, 420 on a fictional TV-show], Al "Dan'l"
Bundy [403]; Al "The Starving Shoe Salesman" Bundy [417];
Al "Hercules" Bundy [501 given by Yvonne, a blonde woman
in his dream], Al "Daddy" Bundy [604 given by Kelly];
sometimes he mentions God [322, 401, 408, 411, 503, 524] or prays
[517, 518, 520, 607]; once he thought that he has seen God [608];
he loves Buck [606], eats dog food [606] and even wants to be
a dog [423, 513*, 525*]; he was drunken on the day of his marriage
[612] and when Bud was conceived [504]; besides he saved the Earth
and a hundred other planets by providing his smelling socks to
some aliens [507]; he never goes to elections [514*] and does
not pay taxes [514*], but once he was the Godfather of the Jeopardy
Lane [514]; he doesn't like French people [513, 515]; an uncle
of Peg pointed a gun at him on the day of their marriage [515];
once he worked as a security guard at the Polk High School [516]
and as a cleaner [611]; sometimes he's falling from the roof or
out of the window [608] or has migraine [611]
Bundy, Al "Dan'l" npr
one of Al's pseudonyms (given by Bud) [403] (< Al Bundy + Daniel
Boone)
Bundy, Alf npr
Al Bundy; the sixth person that was contacted for the Polk High
Homecoming Dance in order to introduce the new vice president
[418]
Bundy, Amadeus npr
one of Al's relatives; when Graham Bell took out a patent for
the telephone, Amadeus Bundy tried to get a patent for shouting
as a cheaper alternative [603]
Bundy, Axl npr
pseudonym by Al; member of the band "Shoes'n'Socks"
[709]
Bundy, Billy-Ray npr
Bud's alter ego 1993 [803] (< Billy-Ray Cyrus + Bundy)
Bundy, Bud npr
short for Budrick [209, 218, 524, 806, 815, 1115]; the intelligent
son [101] of Al and Peg ; he hardly gets a chance with girls,
so often he has to peep [207, 421]; he's a member in the Pussycat
Theatre for lifetime [209]; he had a gold-fish [215]; once he
got A, A, A and B in his school report [218]; his birthday was
given as 22 th January [703]; his middle name is Franklin
[806, 1015]; he has a "Run 'Em And Wreck 'Em Rally"
[113], a "Reepers" t-shirt [512], a "Georgetown"
t-shirt [603] and a "First In Line For Lovin'" t-shirt
[611]; once he wore a "Bundy. Please Help Us"-sign [321];
besides he has a Ghostbuster cap [416], a Raiders jacket [603]
and cap [604, 608]; he's the first Bundy on a college [319]; he
went to Trumaine University [711-1021]; he is the president of
his own "Alpha Gonna Get 'Em" fraternity [706] and he
joins "Delta Delta Sigma Pi" [804]; he reads a lot of
magazines for men [423, 522*], e.g. Danish magazines [423]; he's
dreaming of an own apartment, a corvette and Miss February [523];
he worked at the Department of Motor Vehicles [902] and was fired
later [1001] as he worked too much; he plays in the soccer team
"Reepers" [512, 513]; he has several latex dolls [603,
605, 701] and his doll Isis J. Blowupdoll can be seen [703]; he
wants to be the evil rapper "Grandmaster B." and says
to know MC Hammer [521]; he worked as a chimney-sweep for a short
time [1001]; the No Ma'am guys celebrated his first "sleep-over"
[1021]; he sold "Star Maps" for 25$; he had a short
love-affair with Gary [1110]; he slept with Crystal [521], Janie
[713], Dee Anna [725], Amber [904], Ashley [1008], Esmeralda [1013]
and Ariel [1021]; his TBC-test has been positive [1111]; his clothes
are from La Petite Puff [? 524]
Bundy, Eddie npr
an aunt of Al [613]
Bundy, Edwin npr
an uncle of Al; he was an illustrative object on a college [319]
Bundy, Eugene npr
a relative of Al; probably a cousin; the father of Stymie Bundy
Junior; he was in prison and married Ms. Penza [511]
bundyfy v/t to
sleep with a woman [521, 524]; Al to Bud: "You mean that
was you bundyfying that girl over there?" [521]
Bundy, Prof. Ginger npr
pseudonym of Kelly for Bud's university; she's an astronautics
expert [1005]
Bundy, Headless npr
Bundy, Wrong Way
Bundy, Heather npr
an aunt of Al; wife of Joe Bundy [613]
Bundy, Iggy npr
a relative of Al; probably a cousin [511]
Bundy, Indiana npr
Bud's alter ego 1990 [803] (< Indiana Jones + Bundy)
Bundy, Jebediah npr
Al's grandfather [616]
Bundy, Jimmy npr
a cousin of Al [725]
Bundy, Joe npr
a deceased uncle of Al; husband of Aunt Heather [613]
Bundy, Kelly npr
the pretty daughter of Al and Peg; she is (artificially) blonde
and very dull [602*, 612*], but she can fall in love with several
guys during one night; she has the Bundy forehead (like a dolphin)
[113]; Al calls her lovingly "pumpkin"; she could be
"a wooden toy" or "the other woman" according
to her careers adviser [206]; twice she got at least three F and
a D in her school report [218, 305]; Al confounded her hair with
straw after seeing Peg's mother naked [222]; she has a "Property
Of Chicago Jail" shirt; once she wore a "This Is Our
Father. Please Give"-sign [321]; she was conceived in the
Dodge [419], her birthday was given as 27th November
[703] (but February** in 420) and she was born backwards [420]
in the Bundys' garage [419]; she admits that she is the stupidest
girl in America [406]; according to Al her IQ is lower than the
temperature when she is having fever [501]; she is a member of
a sorority [422]; her first boyfriend was Mikey Clemens [1110];
Kelly got her first job as a dancer in a rock video [414]; her
first serious job is a weather girl [419], then she graduated
from high school [502]; she was a model [506, 521, 524, 604, 609],
but didn't pass the smiling course [521]; she became the Allanté-girl
[506]; later she worked as "The Verminator" [622-902]
and performed this character for Pest Boys Extermination Co.;
later she worked as a waitress [708-804]; she attends the Larry
Storch School of Acting and was "The Student of the Month"
[916]; she was very sad because of Buck's death, so her family
gave her moths, ants, goldfish and the cockatoo Tweety as an alternative
[1003]; once she impersonated Marie Curie [1005]; besides she
likes cartoons [508, 610*, 612*], especially Garfield cartoons
[416, 506, 520*, 1009], Yogi Bear [416] and Bugs Bunny [611];
she can smell money [321]; sometimes she dreams of being the President
of the United States [505], but she doesn't know the difference
between "earning" and "paying" [506] and between
"on" and "off" [509, 602]; her name is pronounced
"Kellee" according to herself (in front of the vice
presidents of Weenie Tots Inc. [517] and the Hubbard kids [521]);
she's a very good pool billiard player [604], but she could read
not before the age of 10 [612]
Bundy, King Kong npr
(1) a wrestler not related to Al Bundy [1007, 1012?]
(2) Peg's nickname (according to Al) [1012?]
Bundy, Leicester npr
a relative of Al; probably a cousin [511]
Bundyland npr an
idea of Al for a theme park; "the happiest place on earth"
[423] (< Bundy + Disneyland)
Bundymobile npr
the car of the Bundys [503]
Bundynomics npr
"The minute a Bundy has good luck he immediately starts building
up an equal amount of bad luck. That's simple Bundynomics."
[804] (see also The Bundy Curse - 3)
Bundy, Peggy npr
short for Margaret [1008, 1010]; Al's wife; she's very lazy; she
smokes [101, 102, 105, 106, 109, 110, 206, 212, 219, 303, 304,
307, 311-314, 316, 401, 402, 408, 409, 416-418, 421, 423]; she
prefers buying new clothes to washing them; during the day she
likes to watch all the day time talkshows (e.g. "Oprah"),
eating tons of bonbons (without getting fat, though); her red
hair used to be brunette [615]; she is attracted by handsome young
men [523] (e.g. Mel Gibson [515, 516]), but just like Al she would
never cheat on her partner; she had her own dark brown car [103,
208, 221, 407, 502, 515, 520]; she wins a red Chrysler convertible
[220, reappears in 502]; her maiden name is Wanker and her family
is from the rural Wanker County, Wisconsin, "where everyone
is relative" [507]; she's the "Bumper Queen" of
the Bundys' insurance [208]; her favorite bra is called "Fancy
Figure 327" [306] and she was Miss Teenage Wanker [1113];
she plays accordion [503, 512] and sometimes she is singing [401,
417]; her birthday is on 12th April [703 only month,
1116]; she has a mystery pack in the refridgerator [415], whose
hallucinating content is eaten by the band Anthrax [619]; she
worked at Muldin's [108] for a short time; she can smell money
[321]
Bundy, Poo npr
an aunt of Al; on Christmas Eve the Bundys did find an old fruitcake
made by Aunt Poo [213]
Bundy, Reginald npr
a pseudonym by Bud; reviewer of the Times [721]
Bundy, Sheila npr
a cousin of Al [613]
Bundy, Spex npr
a name for Al given by Bud when Al wore glasses [607]
Bundy, Steve npr
a pseudonym for Steve Rhoades in order to play bowling; a "cousin"
of Al, but he's an adopted Bundy; Steve: "That would explain
my hygiene, grammar and my ability to walk upright." [209]
Bundy, Stymie C. npr
a rich deceased uncle of Al; he was the only male Bundy that died
because of natural causes; he was never married (that's the reason
according to Al); Kelly pronounced his name "Steemie";
Al called him "Uncle Buckwheat" or "Uncle Gang",
Kelly "Uncle Spanky" [511]
Bundy, Stymie Junior npr
the son of Eugene Bundy and Miss Penza; he is "the product
of our greed" (according to his mother) [511]
Bundy Sunday Funday expr
a special day proclaimed by Al [623]
Bundy, Tito npr
Bud's alter ego 1989 [803]
Bundy, Wrong Way npr
one of Al's relatives; the real inventor
of the gun, but he never knew where he should shoot, so was named
Headless Bundy [603] ?
Bundy, Yul npr
a name for Bud if he had to sell all his hair (according to himself)
[415] (< Yul Brynner + Bundy)
Bundy, Zeppo npr
the fourth Marx brother = Al (according to himself) [319]
Bup npr
(1) a name for Bud used by Kelly when she was talking
about him [509]
(2) a pseudonym by Bud when he called the "People
To Laugh At" show [608]
Burgermeister B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Peg) [603]
Burger Trek npr
a fast food chain where Al had a job, later also Peg; slogan:
"To go where no burger went before" [314]
Bushwacker B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [603]
Bus Station npr
a (nudie) bar where Al and Jefferson went to, because their wives
were pregnant [602]
Burned Beyond Recognition
npr a band; Kelly and Bud wanted to buy a ticket for the
concert [822]
Burnt Siena npr
the color of the Dodge [803]
Buruth, Bob npr
the king of the fortune-tellers from the south; one of the five
important fortune-tellers in Chicago [618]
Butter npr
pseudonym of Peg's mother on her hotline [1012]
Buttwagger B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly)