cabin boy-girl noun
Marcy's function on the pirate ship [718]
Cadillac npr
the car that Peg wanted when Al said that he is going to buy a
new car [409]
calorically challenged expr
fat (politically correct) [1001]
campignons noun
champignons (according to Kelly) [402]
Camp Squahary npr
a camp where Steve was as a child [403]
Campy's Yardsale npr
the place where Peg bought a globe-like ash-tray [423]
Candy npr
the girl that participated in the "You Can't Miss"-show
[717]
Canock npr
possibly Marcy's maiden name (according to Al) [205] ?
Canyon, John npr
the captain of the airplane from Chicago to New York City [309]
"Can You Top This?" npr
a game played by three gods; "One said »Let's make him
a shoe salesman.« The next one said »Let's give him
a red head. « And then one god, probably a cruel hungover
god, said »I know, I know, let's not let him eat yet never
starve.«" (Al) [602]
Captain Biology npr
a wrestler that should fight against King Kong Bundy [1007]
Captain Courage npr
alter ego of Al [718]
Captain Hank npr
a captain that should marry Marcy and Jefferson in the Bundys'
garden via a radio set [512]
Captain's Table npr
a bar where Al and Peg wanted to go [101]
car noun
a place where Al has no wife and no kids [221]
Carl npr
the name of the postman (according to Peg) [521]
Carla And Her Amazing Disappearing Vegatables
npr a rock
band and a stripper (according to Bud) [810]
Carlito npr
Al's nickname for Carlos [1022]
Carlos npr one
of Kelly's dates, but it seemed as he would not be interested
in her [1013, 1022]; he helped Al to build a doghouse for Lucky
[1022]
Carol npr
one of Bud's flames [218]
Carrie npr
the character related to Kelly ("Pease In A Pod") [909]
Carter, Muffy npr
the judge for the cause Bundy vs. Fitzwilly [503]
Cat npr
alternative sure name for Peg, Kelly and Bud, because that is
the only name Kelly can spell [809]
Cathy npr
wrong name for Kelly by Matt [304]
Chad npr
the quarterback of Tremaine Jacksons and one of Kelly's date;
Bud gives him repetitional lessons [826]
Channel 7 npr
the TV-station where "The Wheel Of Fortune" is broadcasted
(according to Buck) [421]
Channel 67 npr
the TV-station where Dr. Sandy
works [308]
Channel 83 npr
(1) the TV station where Kelly worked as a weather
bunny [419]
(2) the TV station where Miranda Cardinal works [1004]
Channel 99 npr
the TV station in Chicago that originally produced Kelly's show
[609?, 610]
Channel Master 2000 npr
Al's remote control for the TV; "the Rolls Royce of remote
controls" [609]
Cheerio Boobs npr
a magazine for men (in England) [625]
Chernobyl Farms npr
a farm that sells chicken with flippers and three drumsticks (7
cents a pound while the one with two drumsticks cost 1.19$ a pound)
[305]
Chicago npr
the city where the Bundys live [509]
Chicago Bears npr
Al's favorite football team; he has a Bears-cap [321] and he sold
his soul for them [1120]
Chicago Bulls npr
a team; Al sent Marcy's pie to their dressing-room [217]
Chicago Cleavage npr
Al's baseball team [911]
Chicago Daily Sentinel npr
a newspaper [805]
Chicago's Milkolympics npr
expression for women nursing their babies in Al's shoe store (according
to Miranda Cardinal) [905] ?
Chicago's Ugliest Foot npr
a competition where Al was one of the three judges; as a matter
of fact that he thought that there would be a lot of beautiful
women, he wanted to value by talent (2 points), by personality
(2 points) and by tits (96 points) [422] ?
Chicago Tribune npr
a newspaper [1025]
Chicago Vice npr
the police department where Bud works (according to himself in
front of Gloria) [202]
chicken noun
nickname for Marcy (by Al)
Chico's Warehouse npr
a warehouse where Peg bought a container [423] ?
Chipmunks Cookies npr
cookies that a girl wanted to sell Al [410]
Chitty-Chitty-Cheese-Bang npr
the pastry-shop (in Wisconsin) where Hans worked too [513]
Chris npr
a guy on the beach; one of Kelly's flames, but he's not interested
in her; he's "working" on the perfect brownness since
he was 12 years old [321]
Chrysler Cabrio npr
a red car won by Peg [220, 502]
Chuck npr
the character related to Buck ("Pease In A Pod") [909]
Chuck's Cheese Shak npr
a pastry-shop in Tenouse/Wisconsin (near Wanker County) where
Hans worked for 24 years; he made Al's favorite cheese-cake [513]
?
Chucky Cheese npr
a restaurant for children (especially for birthday parties) where
Al eated sometimes [621]
Church Of No Ma'am npr
church founded by the members of No Ma'am in order to be exempt
from beer tax [1004]
CIA Discout Shop npr
a store where Al bought a device in order to control every call
to a radio station [1025]
Cindy npr
one of Kelly's friends; her father is a bank-robber [302]; she
was in Kelly's show; therefore she paid 10 $ [609]
clapper noun a
device in order to swith off the light by clapping with the hands;
the D'Arcys have a clapper [521]
Clark, Crystal npr
a cover-girl; Bud photographed her for
his calender "Women of Trumaine"; she was born as a
man [1016]
Claudia npr
Miss New York; she participated in the Miss Spring Break election
[1018]
Cleaner Greener Chicago
npr one of Marcy's civic action groups [825]
Clemens, Mikey npr
Kelly's first boyfriend [1110]
Cliff npr
a guy that called up Kelly [212]
Clips npr
the hairdresser's shop of Peg, Marcy and Sonya (1) [405] ?
Club Bundy npr
Bud (according to himself) [320]
Club Bud npr Bud's
room [316] resp. Bud (according to himself) [523]
Clyde npr
one of the homeless' in the New Market Mall [303]
Cobra npr
one of Kelly's dates; his real name is Stanley [101]
Cockrain, Neill npr
a man looking very old, but he's only 30 years old and has 8 children
[410]
cockroach noun an
insect living before mankind appeared and surviving it; the reason
for this is because they eat junk (according to Al) and so do
the Bundys [402]
Coco npr
a cosmetics producer; a former Polk High student and Al's girl-friend;
real name: Helen Granowitter [726]
Co-ed Softball Participant npr
a trophy won by Al (after marriage) [302]
"Coffee Cup For Two" npr
title of the movie watched by the Bundys on Kelly's birthday [721]
coffin noun "I'm
a man and a man's home is his coffin." (Al) [402]
Collectibles npr
an auction catalog [908]
Colonel Jugg npr
pseudonym by Al as a manager of The Juggs [1108]
Come'n'Go Motel npr
a motel in Wisconsin where Al and Peg went to [109, 113]
Commercial Land npr
part of the theme park "TV World" where Kelly worked
as the Verminator hunting roaches [622]
Constitutional Rights
expr "The right to life, nudity and
the pursuit of happiness." (Al) [809]
Consuela npr
Al's name for Peg, because he told people she were his foreign
housemaid [825]
cook v/t something
Peg don't want to do; she cooks very rarely [404]
Cook County School For Interior Decoration npr
a course taken by Peg (for 2000 $) [515]
Cool, Rick npr the
DJ of K-FOSSIL [518]
copper-roof noun
Peg (according to Al) [204, 207] ?
cops noun
policemen
(1) "We're Bundys. We hate cops." (Al)
[617]
(2) "We're Bundys. We don't call cops. People
call them on us." (Peg) [617]
"Cops" npr
title of one of Al's favorite TV-series [1106]
couch noun the
only thing that loves Al, even if he's bald [307]
couch-inflammation noun
a desease of Peg (according to Al) [416]
Court Jester B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Peg) [603]
craftmatic adjustible girl expr
a name for Kelly (by Bud) [621]
Craig npr
(1) a former date of Peggy [211]
(2) a guy that called up Kelly [212]
Crazy Perzigian's Budget Dog Inn npr
an animal shelter for Buck (for the time the Bundys went to England)
[624]
Crossdresser B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly)
Crystal npr
Bud's first real woman; she went with him to a Vanilla Ice concert
[521]
Cub 'Uns npr a
magazine for men (in Cuba) [1109] (< Cuba + Big 'Uns < Cubans)
Curie npr
a scientist that had not his own room; that's the reason why his
wife got the Nobel Prize (according to Al) [106] (< Pierre
Curie)
Dadgummit npr
Fuzzy McGee's mule [710]
Dadmobile npr
Bud's name for the Dodge [607]
Daily Chronicle npr
a newspaper [909]
Daily Tribune npr
a newspaper [1004, 1006]
Dallas, Jack npr
a private investigator where Al had a job as a cleaner [611]
Dancer npr
one of Santa Claus' companions (according to Al) [213]
Danish Dames Magazine npr
a magazine [423]
D'Arcy, Jefferson npr
the neighbour of the Bundys and Marcy's second husband [512-];
before his marriage, he was in prison [512, 804] for fraud [512];
at High School he played the triangle in the band; he's a member
of No Ma'am (secretary); he is a classic gigolo; usually he can
avoid to get a job, so he goes to the beauty salon all day; he
was a CIA agent [1109, 1123] and his code name was Bullwinkle
[820, 914]; he was fired as he couldn't kill Fidel Castro [1109];
he is also a National Guard lieutenant [1114]; his dad was a gigolo
too and he died in a tanning booth [723]; his mom was an exotic
dancer and was eaten in the nude by her snake at the airport [723];
he had an "I Love Mary" and an "I Love Marty"
tatoo on his bottom [1019]
D'Arcy, Marcy npr
the neighbour of the Bundys; she is very partner dominating; her
first husband was Steve Rhoades [101-415] and her second is Jefferson
D'Arcy; Al often teases her because of her flat chest [601, 602]
and calls her a "chicken" [113, 402, 404, 410, 414,
416, 502, 519, 524*, 602, 606*]; once he wanted to flatter Marcy
and called her a "turkey" [1009]; often she is confounded
with a man [522]; she has a sister [419, 512] that is beautiful
and a physician [419] and in her youth she had several dogs, e.g.
Chester [423] and Winkums [614]; she is wearing contact lenses
[520]; besides she has a gold fish [502]; she reads a lot [112,
113] and she hates baseball [214]; she goes to a psychiatrist
[319]; she is very politically correct and fighting sometimes
for fat or ugly women; other campaigns she supported were "Cleaner
Greener Chicago" [825] and "Guns For Toys" [1008];
she owns an original Barbie doll [214]; she is an Elvis-fan and
member of an Elvis fan-club [303]; she would cheat on Steve by
sleeping with Elvis or Arnold Schwarzenegger [303]; she worked
in "The Leading Bank of Chicago" [-204]; then she went
to the "Kyoto National Bank" [204-], the greatest bank
of Japan [1020], where she worked at the drive-in window for a
while [408-501]; she drives a red BMW series 3 [516, 623, 724]
and a Mercedes [1010, 1017, 1022, 1109, 1114, 1123] model SL with
the license plate Illinois KDG 12 [1101]; she's a member of F.A.N.G.
and calls herself a Republican [704, 925]; besides she was "The
Mouth Of The Month" [404]; sometimes she is smoking [422];
the day after her marriage she wore a "I went to Clyde's
no blood test needed wedding chapel and all I got was this lousy
t-shirt" t-shirt [512]
David npr
a name for Bud given by Al [606] (< ???)
death noun Al
looked at a picture of Peg and saw the death [515]
"Death Wish 6" npr
title of a TV-series watched by Al [1124]
Debbie npr
(1) one of Kelly's friends [109]
(2) one of Bud's flames; she's 18 years old [204]
Dee Anna npr
Jimmy's new girl-friend [725]
Deliverance Hotel npr
a hotel in Branson/Missouri where the Bundys stood; there is a
"Ned Beatty Suite" and the gay concierge wanted to make
a canoe trip together with Bud [1108] (< "Deliverance"
[Ed O'Neill's first movie])
Delta Delta Sigma Pi npr
a fraternity [804]
Dennis npr
a restaurant mentioned by Kelly [311]
Derrick npr
a man from Pioria that called the "People To Laugh At"
show [608]
Devils 666 npr
the football team of the devil; players: Eric the Red, Attila
the Hun, Dschingis Khan, Brutus and Goliath [1120]
Devore npr
name on a sweets box of Peg [312]
Dexter npr
one of Al's sidekicks [822]
Dinner With Anthrax npr
a contest won by Bud and Kelly [619]
Dishwasher B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B.
Dixon, Alan L. npr
the Secretary of State that signed Al's driving license [720]
Dodge npr Al's
car [515, 603]; bought 1974 on Route 12; once the Dodge has been
stolen, so Al told the insurance that he had a Stradivari and
the "Mona Lisa" in the trunk [724]; the car was brown
but turned red after a car washing in Traugott's Scrub House [917];
Al said that he had it already on the day of his 4 touchdowns
triumph [1107]
Dodgenstein npr
a Dodge "made from the parts of other dead Dodges" [817]
(< Dodge + Frankenstein)
dog food nouns
often eaten by the Bundys [606 Kelly and Bud]
"Dominique"
npr one of Peg's favorite songs [102]
Donald npr one
of Santa Claus' companions (according to Al) [213] (< Donald
Duck)
Donatello npr
the stuffed turtle of Bud (according to Kelly) [518] (< Donatello
[one of the Ninja Turtles])
Dondito npr
a guy that called up Kelly [212]
Donna npr
the name of the reindeer of Santa Claus in the Lakeside Mall [213]
"Don't mess with a Bundy" expr
the writing next to Heather McCoy only dressed with a towel [418]
Douglas, Buster npr
the creator of Open Sesame, an aftershave used by Bud [505] ?
Dr. Angela npr
a psychological radio show followed by Peg and Marcy [805]
Dr. Bundy npr
a name used by Al and Peg in order to book a table in a restaurant
[105]
Dream Magazine npr
a magazine [915, 1005, 1009, 1011, 1012, 1110]
Dr. Fur npr a
hair-restorer used by Steve and Al which consists of dog food
[307]
Dr. Mustang npr
a store for replacement parts where Al bought the little Mustang-horse
[105]
Dr. Plierson npr
the dentist of Marcy and Al [404]
Dr. Richelieu npr a
marriage counsellor where the Bundys and Peggy's parents went
[1013]
Dr. Sandy npr
a TV-show on Channel 67 about erotic and weather watched by Peg
[308]
Dr. Shoe npr a
shoe telephone service by Al Bundy [408]
Dr. Spock npr
the author of a book for mothers read by Peggy [606]
DTV abbr
a TV-station watched by Al and the Grim Reaper; abbreviation for
"Death Television" [807]
Duelling Banjos npr
a band [301, 313] (< Duelling Banjos [refering to a scene from
O'Neill's first movie "Deliverance"])
"Duke Of Earl" npr
a poem recited by Al [609]
Dumpwater npr
a town in Florida; murders every five years since September 1967
[202]; one of the attractions of this is city is "The House
That Stands The Gravitation" [202] ?
Dust npr
a scent for old women (according to Marcy) [921]
Dust Buster B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by his date) [603]
Dweep npr
one of Kelly's friends; he was in prison; "Human life means
nothing to me!" [109] ?
Dynamite npr
the name of Al's right fist [203]
Earv's World of Scrap npr
a scrap-dealer where Al wanted to buy an old generator for his
Dodge [803]
East Dakota npr
a state of the USA (according to Kelly) [419]
Easy Eddy npr
a former friend of Peg that wanted to date Al; she had the number
198 for Johnny B. Goods [113]
Easy Off Jeans npr
the jeans produced by the Bennett familiy; commerical with Kelly
Bundy [922]
Eau De Bring 'Em All On npr
Kelly's perfume (according to Bud) [518]
Edna npr a
former classmate of Peggy and Al [317]
Eduardo npr
an employee of the beauty studio where Jefferson goes [704]
egg noun
a symbol for the male brain (according to Al) [418]
Egg McBig 'Un npr
Al's favorite burger [1105?]
Einstein npr
a scientist that had his own room (according to Al) [106] (<
Albert Einstein)
Einstein's Theory Of Relativity npr
"Mom and Dad are my relatives, therefore I am." (according
to Kelly) [322]
Elfineer npr
one of Al's second jobs [1113] (< elf + engineer)
Eli npr a
former classmate of Peggy and Al [317, 318]; he's a psychiatrist
[318]
Elk Head Lodge npr
the lodge where Al and Jefferson wanted to stay in order to fish
[1011]
"Ellen And Her Dog" npr
title of a show; Al and Kelly saw a poster of this show when they
were in Hollywood [610]
Elmo npr
a man who wanted to flirt with Peggy and Marcy in Las Vegas; he
calls himself "The Wild Elmo" [417]
Elvis npr
a dead singer; the king of Rock'n'Roll; once it looked like Al
exuded a picture of Elvis; the Bundys tried to commercialize it;
"Picture with sweat Stain" (20 $), "Elvis' you
ain't nothing but a Hound Dog" (a hot dog), "Feed the
dog that saw Lassie" (5 $), "Heartbreak Hotel"
(Kelly's room) [303]
Elvis Tent Camp npr
a tent camp in the Rhoades' house organized by Marcy [303]
Embassy Jewels npr
a store where Al wanted to buy a wrist watch for Peg [103]
Ephus npr
a city in Kentucky where the Bundys stopped on their trip to Dumpwater
[202]
"Escape From New York" npr
title of a movie [622]
Esmeralda npr
the Spanish cousin of Carlos, one of Kelly's dates; she wants
to go to a convent but couldn't resist Bud [1013]
Essence De Free Clinique npr
one of Bud's aftershaves [518]
"Ethical Dilemma" npr
a psychological game played by Al, Peg, Marcy and Jefferson; Al:
"I don't want to spend the night with two people I can't
stand - and Jefferson." [614]
Eugene npr
(1) an usher that participated in the "You Can't
Miss"-show; he had one and a half woman [717]
(2) the pseudonym by Bud for the Virgin Hotline [907]
"Euritrea!" expr
Heureka! (according to Kelly) [506] (< heureka: I got it [Greek])
Euryops npr a
galaxy where the dangerous comet came from that was diverted by
the aliens from Philydion [507]
Eviction Trust npr
the credit bank where the Bundys got the money for their house
from [704]
eyes noun
Al's eyes are owned by a gas station; Peg has pawned them [305]