F expr
Kelly's standard vote at school [218, 305, 319] (< failed)
Fancy Figure 327 npr
Peg's favorite bra (by Francine's of Hollywood) [306]
F.A.N.G. acro
Marcy's women's club; abbreviation for "Feminists Against
Neanderthal Guys" [814]
Fanny npr
one of Peggy's friends [212]
Farmer Iggy's Almanac npr
a book read by Al [816]
Fat Charly npr
one of Al's friends; he had the number 50 for Johnny B. Goods
[113]
fat women adj+noun
a topic often mentioned by Al [204, 303, 508, 607, 608, 612]
Fawn npr
a former classmate of Kelly [1008, 1017, 1018] and admirer of
Bud [1008, 1013]
FBI Agent Mahoney npr
an FBI agent [617]
Feburary** noun
the month of Kelly's birthday [420]
feet noun
one of Al's smelling body-parts [205, 522]
Feetman npr a
mentioned family; they made a yard sale too [423]
Felix D. Katt npr a
Mouse Lawyer in heaven judging Buck [1003]
Femme npr
a magazine read by Peg including a partnership test [512]
Fergie npr
Al's toilet after Peg's re-decoration of the bathroom [515]
Ferguson npr Al's
favorite toilet [305, 515]; his father had his own Ferguson too;
produced in Maine; "the Stradivari of toilets", "the
king of dumps" [305]; Al: "We are Americans. We have
the right to use the best toilet-system in the world." [515];
Al knows what his toilet is thinking [515]
Fern npr
one of Peggy's friends [212, 403]
Ferrari npr
the car that Kelly wanted when Al said that he is going to buy
a new car [409]
Festival Of The Big 'Uns npr
a festival in Stompville where Peggy's mother was [606]
"Filth" npr
title of a video-tape in the Hop-On-Inn
[308]
Final Exit npr title
of a book read by Al [611] and a man in front of the Lakeside
Theaters [1006]
Final Vinyl npr
a record store where Al has found his favorite song ("Anna")
[518]
Finley npr
one of the families living in the Jeopardy Lane; they have a Beagle
[524]
Flap Jack Johnny's npr
a restaurant where Peggy and Marcy ate [602]
Flashback npr
a rich reverend for nudists that married Griff and his wife [1004]
flea circus noun Buck's
job for the Bundy yard sale [423]
Flemming, Todd npr
one of Peg's boyfriends [317]
flood v/t one
of Al's regular mishaps [309 airplane]
Flopsy npr
the blond secretary of Mr. Shnick of Weenie Tots Inc. [517]
Fluffy npr
the blonde lover of Mr. Vandergelder [309]
Fluvio The Hunchback
npr alter ego of Bud; he's the First Mate
[718]
Food npr
a magazine read by Peg [215]
Foodie's Supermarket npr
a department store where the Bundys lived because they had no
air conditioning and Al is the one millionth customer by cutting
in front of Marcy [519]; there is a competition between the Bundys
and the D'Arcys; the winner gets food and other things for 1000
$ [520]
Four 'Uns expr
Bud reads an issue of Big 'Uns and sees double [1109]
"Forrest Hump" npr
title of an x-rated film [907] (< "Forrest Gump"
+ hump)
FOX Viewing Position expr
the family holds various pieces of metal and tin foil around the
living room in order to get FOX [909, 1005]
Fraggle's Of Hollywood npr
an underwear store mentioned by Peggy [522] ?
France npr "It's
a foul little country but they sure do know how to write a check."
(Al) [406]
Francine's Of Hollywood npr
a shop for underwear in Oconomowoc (Wisconsin);
slogan: "If you got the boulders, we've got the holders."
[306]
Frankenstein's Son npr
codename for Bud [1009]
Freddy npr Bud's
gold fish; it died when Bud was 5 years old [317]
Friday noun the
days when the Bundys eat (according to Al) [314]
Frosty No-Man npr
a name for Marcy (by Al) [505]
full-back noun
Al's football position [304]
future welfare hustler expr
Kelly (according to Bud) [502] ?
Fuzzy npr
a man mentioned by Al [523] (< Fuzzy McGee)
Gale Sayers Middle School npr
Robby Bennett's school [922]
garbage man noun
(1) the job that Al has (according to Peg) [317]
(2) the job that Al wants, but he failed the aptitude
test [320]
garbage salesman noun
Al's job (according to himself) [318]
"Garfield Spools The Picnic" npr
the title of a comic book given to Kelly by Vinnie [518]
garlic noun
the taste of Al's socks [1008]
Gary npr
Al's boss [111]; she is a top businesswoman [906, 916,1001] and
is #401 of the Forbes 400 [906]; she is definitely a woman; in
earlier episodes Al's boss seemed to be a man (Gary survived a
plane crash [111] and Al sends flowers to his widow)
Gary's Aerobics Studio npr
the aerobics studio next to the shoe store; both are owned by
Gary [1001, 1116]
Gary's Angels npr
a bowling team; players: Al, Jefferson, Bob, Griff, Bud (reserve)
[924?]
Gary's Happy Soles Footwear npr
a factory for shoes where children work owned by Gary [1102]
Gary's Shoes And Accessories For Today's Woman
npr the store
where Al works [303, 407, 422, 509, 525, 612, 723]; slogan: "Shoes
to fit every foot" [303]; once the store seemed to be sold
[723] and another time Al renamed it "Gary's Shoes and Accessories
for Today's Men" [906]
Gaspasser B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Al)
George npr an ugly
guy that sent a Valentine's card for Kelly [217]
George's Diner npr
a place where Jefferson should work [1024]
George S. Patten High School npr
a high school with a football team; the team has been renamed
to "Jackie O. First Ladies" [910]
Ghostbuster B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [603]
gillis noun cheese
additive (according to Al) [519]
Ginevra npr the
name of a pin-up in one of Al's magazines; he told Peg that her
name should be Ginevra [511]
Gino npr
the killer of The Mob [1014, 1015]
Girlie Girl npr
official No Ma'am beer [921, 1004]
Girls With Big 'Uns npr
a magazine for men [707, 820, 823]
Gloria npr
Bud's friend in Dumpwater; he told her that he's a millionaire
[202, 203]
God npr the
creator of the mountains, the lakes and the beer (according to
Al) [523]; once Al thought that he has seen God [608]
Godawful npr
a clothing store where Kelly and Bud bought some gifts for Al
[814]
God's Cathedral expr
the garden of the Bundys (according to Al) [512]
God's Shoes npr
a product invented by Al Bundy (after regaining consciousness
after a fall where he saw God and the perfect shoes); he designed
these shoes in a period of 40 days and 39 nights (one night he
watched a football match) [608]
godzilla v/t
to go or move; used only for fat women (< Godzilla [Japanese
monster])
goegraphy noun geography
(according to Kelly) [322] ?
"Go Griff" expr
writing on t-shirts sold by Jefferson [1025]
Good Ship Hooter Pop npr
a special kind of roller coaster; "If my left me, I'd jump
on the Good Ship Hooter Pop. I'd have a smile on my face and a
face on my smile." (Al to Peg's father) [1002]
"Goody Goose" npr
title of a book that Kelly read for the Hubbard kids [521]
Goofy npr
one of Santa Claus' companions (according to Al) [213]
"Go Panthers - Dance Friday night after Homecoming
game" expr writing
on a paper at the Polk High School [516]
"Go to college on Mars"
expr writing on a paper at the Andrew Johnson High School
[516]
Grandbastard B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [614]
Grande Clown npr
Yvette's nickname for Myron [406]
Grandfather B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Al) [604]
Grand Flasher B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by his blonde date)
[603]
Grandma B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly)
Grandmarshall B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Peg) [603]
"Grandma's Frozen On The Portal Step"
npr title of
a song performed by a country singer [813]
Grandmaster B. npr
one of Bud's alter egos [603, 604, 607, 608, 611, 803]; the rapper
from the streets of New York; the B. stands for "brother
of an idiot" (according to himself, because Kelly asked what
the B. stands for) [603] (< Grandmaster Flash + Bud)
Grandmaster Virgin npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [616]
Grandpappy B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [607]
Grange, Rhett npr Matt
thought Al would be Rhett Grange [304]
Granowitter, Helen npr
Coco
Grasshopper B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Al) [604]
Gravedigger B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B.
Great Red Pregzilla npr
a name for Peg (by Al) [605]
Great White Hooter Hunter npr
a name for Al (according to himself) [602]
Great White One With One Sock npr
Al's alter ego on Borneo [313]
green adj
(1) the color of the tiles in Al's toilet-room [305]
(2) the color of some of Al's teeth [309, 404]
(3) the color related to Al's luck (according to
Madame Olga) [309]
(4) the color of the second not-working second hand
car that Al bought before he got his brown Dodge [409]
(5) the color of the cheese in the mouse-trap of
the Bundys [415]
(6) the color of Al's socks [507]
(7) the color of Al's underpants
"Greensleeves" npr
Steve's favorite song [403]
Griff npr Al's
sidekick at Gary's Shoes and a member of No Ma'am [904-906, 911,
913, 914, 916, 917, 921, 923-925, 1001, 1004-1007, 1012, 1015-1019,
1021, 1023, 1025]; he's lefthander [924] and divorced [904, 905,
911, 1007]; his ex-wife got his last name, so he's just called
Griff [1114]
Grillton noun
hell [1120] (< grill + Hilton)
Grinchmaster B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by a TV host)
groovy adj the
only word people used in the 60ies (according to Kelly and Bud)
[318]
Grushoe Memorial Field npr
a football field where Al, Jeff and Thad played football against
Jack and his team; referee: Bud [910]
G-spot noun 10-spot
(according to Kelly) [321]
Guccione, Flint npr
editor of "Big 'Uns" [1025] (< Bob Guccione [editor
of "Penthouse"])
Guido npr the
doorman of the Hop-On-Inn [308]
Guns For Toys npr
one of Marcy's civic action groups [1008]
gymnastics noun no
kind of sport according to Al; men interested in gymnastics are
like women [402]
gyno-American noun/adj
American woman [814] (< gyne: woman [Greek] + American)
Habib npr
a name for a (colored) foreign person [623, 723]
Habib-shirt npr
a shirt with the name "Habib" on it; a negative symbol
for Al [623]
"Hail baby!" expr
the traditional greeting in front of Peg [605]
Hair! syn
No! (used by the members of B.A.D.) [307]
Hakbar The Monster npr
the king of the tarot-cards from South Wisconsin; one of the five
most important fortune-tellers [618]
Halle npr a
pin-up girl for the Church Of No Ma'am [1004] (< Halleluyah)
Hammond Indiana Film Festival npr
a film festival where Al won 10000 $ [925]
Handyman's Workbench 5000
npr a workbench "assembled" by Al and Jefferson
[620]
Hans npr
the man that makes Al's favorite cheese-cake [513]
Happy Brat Toys npr
a store in the New Market Mall [111]
"Happy Hookers Go To Washington" npr
title of a movie on the Bundy World Tour [622]
Harriette npr
a name for Peggy given by Al [606] (< ???)
Harris npr the
guy that should make an "I Love Marcy" tatoo for Jefferson
but he wasn't able to tatoo a "C" [1019]
Hawaii Contest expr
a contest in Steve's bank; the deadline was 2 pm [408]
Haynes, Ironhead npr
the author of the "Ten Commandments Of The Church Of No Ma'am"
[821]
Haynes' Underwear Darning Set npr
something Al bought in a shop; it was too much for his credit
card, because Peggy bought too many things [521] ?
Hearty Pup npr
Buck's dog food, also eaten by Al [606]
"Heavenly Darkness" npr
the only movie (on Beta) the Rhoades could bring for the "Bundy
Night at the Cinema" [315]
Heidi npr
the girl that repared the refridgerator of the Bundys; she's young
and beautiful; Al and Steve are watching her drinking beer [206]
Helga npr
Kelly's turkey [1111]
hell noun
a topic often mentioned by Al [204]
Hell Hole National Park npr
a park in New Mexiko (near Lucifer) [523]
Helluary noun name
of a month; Al: "For me it's been one long continuous year
since I got married. Actually, a long month: Helluary." [502]
(< hell + january/february)
Hemphley's npr
a department store; Marcy advised Peg to go there [705]
Henderson npr
a family living in the Jeopardy Lane [513, 524]
Henry npr
(1) father of Marcy [710]
(2) a gate-keeper that participated in the "You
Can't Miss"-show; he had one woman [717]
Herbert npr
a member of B.A.D. [307]
"Heureka!" expr
a phrase used by Al in Lucifer/New Mexico [522] (< heureka:
I got it [Greek])
Higgins npr
he works at Scott'n'Gary selling cars [409]
histerical blindness noun
Al's state seeing Peg's mother naked in
the bathroom [222]
Holly npr
a girl known by Kelly and Bud; her father founded his own company
[508]
hombres noun
the name for Al and Steve driving a Mustang '65 [105]
Homeplate Athletic Shoes
npr a store that Al wanted to buy with
his 12000 $ for early retirement [723]
Home Pregnant Test npr
a test used by Peg and Al; Kelly showed Al how to use it [511]
Home Shopping Network
npr Peg's favorite TV-channel
"Home Sweet Hell!" expr
a phrase said by Al in front of their house [404]
"Hondo" npr
title of a movie directed by John Farrow and released on 27th
November 1953; starring: John Wayne, Geraldine Page, Ward Bond,
Michael Pate, Lee Aaker, James Arness and Rodolfo Acosta; content:
Army despatch rider Hondo Lane discovers a woman and her son living
in the midst of warring Apaches and he becomes their protector;
Al's favorite film [221, 222, 824]
"Hooter Monsters From Jupiter" npr
title of a movie that Al and Jefferson wanted to watch [521]
Hooters npr
the name of a nudie bar [811]
Hooters In High Heels npr
a magazine for men; Al tried to save the money for the new issue
[705]
hoover noun/syn
Peg (according to Al) [221]
Hop-On-Inn npr
a motel [308]
"Hot Girls" npr
a movie watched by Al [206]
Hot New Boats npr
a magazine read by Al [826]
"Hot Talk With April" npr
radio show of WHIP [926]
Howard Bowman's Motel Suite npr
a restaurant where Al ate (spoiled) mussels [1020]
"How Do I Love Thee"
npr a show hosted by Bink Winkleman where the object is
a Bundy natural: surviving torture [220]; the Bundys have won
a bowling shot, a wrist watch, a toaster, a tumble-drier and a
car [220]
Hubbard npr
a family with at least seven children (January, March, April,
May, June, July, December); Kelly was their baby-sitter [521]
"Hugh Grant Blows The Blues" npr
a tape that Al wanted to buy [917]
Hulot npr
one of the families living in the Jeopardy Lane; they're French
[423]
human hand-wash expr
a name for Kelly (by Bud) ?
human trampoline expr
a name for Kelly (by Bud) [418]
humma noun/syn
bread (in Al's archaic language he's using when his mouth is full
of food)
Hummer npr
a friend of Bud; they went to Fort Lauderdale [1017, 1018]
Hungry Puppy Dog Food npr
dog food; commerical Kelly Bundy as a dog (instead of Lucky) [1011]
Hungry Undie npr
an underwear store where Peg and Mary went shopping [912]
Hunkstrom, Sven npr
a good baseball player; he should play instead of Al; Peg liked
him [504]
Hurricane Hole npr
a place in Sweetbucket (Florida) with
time sharing apartments; Bud and Kelly got Al and Peg a second
honeymoon there in order to have the house for themselves for
the "Dinner with Anthrax" [619]