L.A. abbr
short for Long Island (according to Kelly) [522] (< Los Angeles)
Lady Briard npr a
champion dog; the owner wanted to pay 10000 $ for Buck breeding
with her [524]
Lake Chicamocomico npr
a poisoned lake where Al bought a lot
[112, 512, 517]; Al got the lot no. 31 [512]; Jefferson has been
involved in this scandal [517]
Lake Chunky npr a
place where Al wanted to fish [714]
Lakeside Mall npr
a rival mall to the New Market Mall, "where shopping is not
only fun, but a message" [213, 216]
Lance npr
a member of B.A.D. [307]
Larry Storch School Of Acting npr
a course taken by Kelly [909, 916, 925]
Larry Storch School Of Heating Plant And Air-Conditioning
Repair npr a
course taken by Gary, Al's boss [916] ?
La-sag-nee npr Lasagne
(according to Kelly) [416]; an Italian meal
Las Bud npr
Las Vegas (according to Bud) [417] (< Las Vegas + Bud)
Las-ga-nee npr Lasagne
(according to Kelly and Vinnie) [518]
Leavin npr
one of the families living in the Jeopardy Lane [617]
Leech Day npr
Christmas (according to Al) [401]
Lefkowitz, Butter npr
a girl that wanted to become Miss Weenie Tots; in front of the
jury she said that she wants to be a woman doctor [517]
Lenhart, Barb npr
a former classmate and rival of Marcy; she didn't like her [209]
Les Miserables expr
name for Peg and Marcy (by Al) [925]
"Let's bowl!" expr
a phrase often used by Al [209]
"Let's Put The Lights On The Trailer"
npr title of
a song performed by a country singer [813]
"Let us sit on your Nest Egg" expr
writing "on" Marcy as a chicken in the window of her
bank [902]
Lewis, Cheese npr
Marcy's name as a referee [504]
librarian-killer noun
an adequate job for Al (according to himself) [302]
library noun
(1) a synonym for a horse-race-track according to
Al and Steve [221]
(2) a place where Kelly never wanted to go [318]
Lisfield, Mary Ellen npr
one of Al's high school flames [802]
literature noun e.g.
Garfield cartoons (according to Kelly) [518]
Littlefield Party npr
a party for rich people where the Verduccis wanted to go; therefore
Charlie had to kiss a fat woman [525]
Littlehead, Jeff npr
a man that works for NBS and produced Kelly's show [610]
Little League MVP expr
a trophy that Al won (before marriage) [302]
Lola npr
(1) a former classmate of Milton; he thought Kelly
would be Lola, because she looked like a hippie [318]
(2) a blonde dancer in the "People To Laugh
At" show that has seen God [608]
Long John Buck npr
Buck's name on the pirate ship [718]
Lorraine npr a
talkshow watched by Peggy with topics like "Men - Couldn't
You Just Puke?" [416]
Louie npr
one of Al's friends; he's a plumber [310]
Louis npr
the name of the police man that Al gave 18 tickets, e.g. because
his car radio was too loud [503]
Louise npr
one of Peggy's Afroamerican friends [212, 403]
Lovely Zelda npr
the blonde girl on the show "How Do I Love Thee" [220]
"Love Me For My Understanding"-Dress
npr one of
Kelly's dresses (according to Bud) [217] ?
Lower Uncton npr
a town in England; the residents must kill the last male Bundys
inside their city limits in order to end the curse [624]
lubricant noun used
by Jefferson and Marcy [517*] and by Al and Peggy [518]
Lucifer npr
a town in New Mexiko where the Bundys had to stop because Kelly
caused an accident [522]; writing: "Lucifer/New Mexico. Days
over 100° last year: 365" [523]
Lucky npr
the second dog of the Bundys; reincarnation of Buck [1003-]
Lucky Bowling Socks npr
Al's special bowling socks; they should expel ghosts from the
basement [212]
Luyah npr a
pin-up girl for the Church Of No Ma'am [1004] (< Halleluyah)
Madame Inga npr
a fortune-teller using a crystal sphere; one of the five most
important fortune-tellers in Chicago [618]
Madame Olga npr a
fortune-teller invited by the Rhoades [309]
Madame Rachel npr
a baby clairvoyant seen by Marcy and Peggy [602]
Madame Zelda npr
a psychic scam that has been running by Jefferson D'Arcy [618]
"Madame Zousaka" npr
title of a videotape Marcy had; Jefferson, Al and Peggy didn't
want to watch this movie [521] ?
Maharadja Bundy npr
alter ego of Al; "Why can't you have dreams like me? You
know, where you're Maharadja Bundy. You know. And women with 4
hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day." [112]
Malaian A 2/20 Stilettos npr
the shoes of Vanessa Van Pelt; they're so cheap that are only
worn by beggars and wives of shoes salesmen[611]
Malone, Bonny npr
a former classmate of Peggy; she had a baby before she graduated
from school [421]
Mama Walton npr
Peg (according to Al) [419] ?
"Man!" expr
an invective (according to Marcy) [206]
Mandy npr
(1) an unattractive friend of Kelly; they went to
a concert of Jimmy Dick and the Night Six [218]
(2) a cousin of Marcy [1122]
March, Terry npr a
blonde girl; she's the reason why Kelly wanted to bleach her hair
at the age of 7 [312]
Marcy B. Rhoades Aerobics Studio npr
the fictional name for the new room in the Rhoades' house (given
by Peg) [106] (< Marcy Rhoades + Susan B. Anthony Aerobics
Studio)
Marcy's father expr
Marcy didn't know his (biological) father [222]
Marcy's mother expr
she had three husbands that commited suicide [101]; she wanted
to marry again [204]; Steve didn't like her [222]; she ate a lot
of eggs, maybe that's why Marcy has legs like a chicken (according
to Steve) [222]; Marcy hates her [403] and she didn't love Marcy
(according to ???) [512]; she is 60 years old and plays drums
[406]; she used the money that earned Marcy during the summer
for her other daughter's university [419]
Marilyn npr
one of Kelly's friends [205]
Mark npr
a speaker of WHIP [926]
Markowitz, Mad Thursday npr
the king of the crystal spheres; one of the five important fortune-tellers
in Chicago [618]
Marla npr
Miss Detroit; she participated in the Miss Spring Break election
[1018]
"Marry a redhead!" expr
a curse (by Al) [314]
Mary npr
(1) an aunt of Marcy [512]
(2) the designer of the Bundys' couch; pronounced
"Marý" [815]
Massey, Hiram S. npr
a rich man in the hotel where Al and Peggy were (because of Buck's
credit card) [216]
Mate Bundy npr
the name for Al (given by the "captain") when he worked
at Burger Trek [314]
Matt npr
a football player (fullback); Kelly likes him, but he's not interested;
Bud gives me repetitional lessons; his sure name may be Gibson
[304]
Mavis npr
one of Peggy's friends; they go to the same beauty salon [612]
?
Maxi Force 911 Easy Loader npr
a bra that Peggy would wear if she won't be able to get a Fancy
Figure 327 [306]
Mayor McCheese npr
the mayor of Chicago (according to Al) [514]
McAbelly npr
a name for Al given by Peg [220]
McBundy, Seamus npr
an ancestor of Al that insulted a fat,
ugly witch who then imposed a curse on the village and all future
male Bundys; lived 1653 in Lower Uncton [624]
McCoy, Heather npr
a beautiful girl that dated Bud; he wanted to revenge on her,
because she has stolen his clothes and was running his underwear
up a flagpole in the sixth class; five years later 75 students
are still laughing at him ("I pledge allegiance to the underpants
of the United Shorts of Bud Bundy.") [418] ?
McFee, Scooter npr
the only Polk High football-player, that was as successfull as
Al Bundy; later he killed a lot of people and was taken to a lunatic
asylum [1009]
McFee, Winston npr
a historian from Lower Uncton; Al named him wrongly Lucky Strike,
Benson & Hedges, etc. [624]
McGee, Fuzzy npr
one of Al's favorite actors [710]
McHackney, Thelma npr
a former classmate of Peggy and girlfriend
of Teddy (1) [318]
McKenn, Jim npr
the second football player that was contacted for the Polk High
Homecoming Dance in order to introduce the new vice president
[418]
"Me And The Shiksa" npr
a title of a show; Al and Kelly saw a poster of the show when
they were in Hollywood [610]
"Meet The Man That Met Andy Griffith"
npr title of
a show in Dumpwater; commercial on page 2 of the Dumpwater Floridian
[202]
Meg npr
the girlfriend of Aaron Mitchell before and after Angie; she looks
like an Afro-American Peg [808]
Mel npr
the character related to Al ("Pease In A Pod") [909]
Melvin's Tattoos npr
a store where Kelly and Brian wanted to get a tattoo [211]
men noun all
men are idiots (according to Kelly) [418]
"Men And Other Primates" npr
title of a book read by Marcy [107]
Mercedes 500 SL npr
the car that was hit by the Bundymobile [503]
micro-brain daughter
nouns a name for Kelly (used by Bud) [517]
?
Midnight Madness Sale npr
an idea of Al and Griff where they sell shoes disguised as wolves;
Al's explanation: "Wolves - night - moon - shoes." [916]
Milton npr one
of Peg's and Al's former classmates; he was a swot [318]
Milwaukee npr
a city in Wisconsin where the Wankers live [107, 205]; Al to Peg:
"The town they build around your mother." [408]
Mindy npr
a former classmate of Kelly [1008, 1017, 1018]
Mini Puffs npr
cereals not eaten by Al, because the pack was empty [315]
Miss Cheese npr
a competition where Kelly wanted to participate in [604]
Miss Spring Break npr
an award of Kelly; election in Fort Lauderdale
[1017, 1018]
Miss Teenage Wanker npr
an award of Peg [1113]
Miss Weenie Tots npr
Kelly as the spokesgirl for Weenie Tots Inc. [517, 604]
Mitchell, Aaron npr
one of Al's sidekicks; a Polk High graduate who sees Al as a hero
[808]
"Mixed Up At The Hospital"-Theory npr
Bud's theory that he's not the natural brother of Kelly; that
must be Vinnie Verducci [518]
Mixmaster B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by his blonde date)
[603]
Model npr a
magazine read by Kelly [308]
Modern Gal Weekly npr
a magazine read by Kelly and Peg [716, 717, 721, 722, 919, 1005,
1014, 1020, 1022, 1023, 1110, 1114]
Modern Wife npr
a magazine [722]
Monadixil npr
a hair-restorer used by Steve [307]
Monday noun
the day Kelly has a test (mathematics), so she decides on wearning
a mini-skirt [415]
Monique npr
(1) one of Bud's faked dates; "she" is
a shop-window dummy [320]
(2) an oversize model car pooling with Al [825]
Monty npr
on a normal day Bud is dealing 3 card Monty at the old folk's
home [319]
Moonbeam npr
hippie-pseudonym for Bud [318]
Mopsy npr
a black twin pin up appearing in one of Jefferson's dreams [605]
Morgan, June npr
a former "friend" of Peg (from Wanker County); Al wanted
to marry her, because he thought she was part of Jefferson's joke
[1026]
Morgan, Kathleen npr
a fat lady that Charlie Verducci had to kiss [525]
Morty npr
the owner of Morty's Shoe Store [218]
Morty's Shoe Store npr
a rival shoe store [218]
Motel 2 npr
the place where Kelly and her friends stood [610]
Motorcycle Brides npr
a magazine for men read by Al (mentioned by Peg) [511] ?
motor oil noun
Al's 15th anniversary gift for Peg [619]
Mountain Spring Water npr
Marcy's mineral water that Al had to carry to their shack [301]
Mountains, Rocki npr
a huge-hootered striptease dancer [912]
Mount St. Helens npr
a nickname for Steve (given by Marcy) [102]
Mr. Albino npr
the name of Kelly's hairdresser (according to Bud) [310]
"Mr. Belvedere" npr
title of TV-show; Al is not interested in this show, so he could
sleep with Peg [405]
Mr. Blum npr
a man trying to flirt with Peggy at the Polk High Homecoming Dance;
he has an electrical shop [418]
Mr. Collins npr
a man living in the Jeopardy Lane; he wears women's clothes [401]
Mr. Empty Pants npr
a comic strip drawn by Peg and published in Modern Gal [716]
Mr. Fletcher npr
the man that Peggy should marry (according to Kelly if Al is leaving
her [405]
Mr. Fluffy npr
the name of the cat of the Verduccis [525] (> Mr. Fluffy ["Unhappily
Ever After"])
Mr. Foodie npr
the owner of Foodie's Supermarket [520]
Mr. Freddy npr
the barber of Russ [310]
Mr. Idiot npr
name for Al; Peggy said "Idiot", but Al wanted to be
called "Mr. Idiot" in his own house [404]
Mr. Lacious npr
the barber of one of Al's friends [310]
Mr. Maurice npr
the former hair-stylist of Marcy [405]
Mr. Mike npr
name for a special part of Steve (given by Marcy) [201]
Mr. Puddin' Belly npr
a nickname for Al (given by Peg) [509]
Mr. Rudnick npr
the man that Peggy should marry (according to Bud) if Al is leaving
her [405]
"Mrs. Assfire"
npr title of an x-rated movie seen by
Al in the videostore [907] (< "Mrs. Doubtfire" +
ass)
Mrs. Donnelly npr
a mentioned woman [408]
Mr. Shimokawa npr Marcy's
boss; the chief of the Kyoto National Bank [1020]
Mr. Shnick npr
the president of Weenie Tots Inc. [517]
Mrs. Jones npr
the teacher of Kelly's course for models [609]
Mrs. Gillis npr
an old lady that shopped at Foodie's; Al said that she's the blue-hair
cheese-thief; "Gillis" should be the underground expression
for "cheese additive" (according to Al) [519]
Mrs. McCalvy npr
a 50 years old woman living near the Bundys' house [420]
Mrs. McGinty npr
an old woman living in the Jeopardy Lane [322, 401, 524]; she's
was one of the victims of the peeping tom [322]; he has a dog
[524]
Mrs. Bridges npr
a woman living in the Jeopardy Lane [112] ?
Mr. Sock npr
a character in the NBS-series "Shoe Trek" starring Joe
Piscopo [610]
Mrs. Santa npr
Peg (according to "Santa Claus" Al in front of Joey)
[213]
Mrs. Shoe npr
Peg (according to Al) [408]
Mrs. Wicker npr Kelly's
(fat) principal; she dated her husband [313]
Mrs. Wickers npr
a woman living in the Jeopardy Lane; he brought some potatos for
"Godfather" Al [514]
Mr. Takahashi npr
the boss of the Kyoto National Bank [113]
Mr. Tellyman npr
a name for Al given by the employee of Photorama, because he has
sung a variation of the "Banana Boat Song" [507]
Mr. Vandergelder npr
Marcy's boss; he drives a Rolls-Royce [309]
Mr. Wicker npr
one of Kelly's dates [313]
Mr. Williams npr
a small and crazy man hit by Steve; he used to destroy cars (Mercedes)
[315]
Mr. Youheavener npr
a sociologist mentioned by Al [219]
Ms. Beyer npr
the home economics teacher of Kelly and Peggy [421]
Ms. De Groot npr
the librarian of the Oakwood Library; she always thought that
Al is a loser [302]
Ms. Penza npr the
wife of Eugene Bundy; mother of Stymie Junior [511]
Ms. Weigel npr the
lawyer of the Hop-On-Inn [308]
Muffy npr
the girl on the bed in Al's commerical for "Dr. Shoe"
[408]
Muldin's npr
a shop where Peg worked for a short time [108]
Mullin npr
one of the families living in the Jeopardy Lane [617]
Mullins, Mona npr
one of Vinnie Verducci's girlfriends [525]
Murphy npr
(1) a huge-hootered woman in Al's new hair salon
[310]
(2) one of the families living in the Jeopardy Land
[617]
Murray npr
a member of B.A.D. [307]
Mustang '65 npr
(1) a car that was restored by Al and Steve; the
car had been stolen [105]
(2) a car bought by Jefferson [616]
M-word expr
married [617]
"My Little Black Book"
npr Kelly's huge (!) book with all the
names of her boyfriends [1124]
"My Partner, My Wife, My Life"
npr title of a book read by Marcy [103]
Myron npr
one of Kelly's dates; he's ugly and is interested in pencils;
she dated him because Yvette all her "real" friends
[406]
Mystery Pack npr
something to eat prepared by Peg (with hallucinating content)
[415, 421, 619]
Namath, Joe npr
a pseudonym used by Al [517] (< Joe Namath [football player?])
Nancy npr
Al thought that would be Kelly's name [301] (< Nancy Spungen
[girlfriend of Sid Vicious])
Natalie npr pseudonym
by Kelly [302]
National Academy Of Elvis Imitators npr
a union of Elvis imitators which sent
6 Elvises to the house of the Bundys: 3 white Elvises, 1 Japanese,
1 Afro-American and 1 in a wheel-chair [303]
National Enquirer npr
a newspaper [312, 519]; Al asked Peg if this is the newspaper
with the "A woman baked cookies - strange but true"-article
[312]; in order to cut Marcy at Foodie's Al read the (fictional)
headline "Steve Rhoades married Cher" [519]
National Inquisitor npr
a newspaper read by Peg [313, 409] with
headlines like "»Smoking can be good for you« says
North Carolina Farmer" [313], "Housewives Deserve 75
Thousand Dollars A Year Says Expert" [409], "Local Man
Thought Dead, Discovered Alive" [409], "One Woman in
2 Doesn't Know What EHP Means" [409]
National Investigator npr
a newspaper read by Bud, Kelly and Peg [407]
National Tattler npr
a newspaper read by the Bundys [802, 823]
navigator noun
Kelly's function on the pirate ship [718]
NBS npr
a broadcasting station in Hollywood that wanted to produce Kelly's
show [610]
Nelson npr
a rich man at the party where the Verduccis were [525]
Neutrum npr
one of Kelly's dates [806]
"Never Marry!" expr
the only thing the children learned by
camping with Al [403]
New Market Mall npr
the mall where Al works [407, 525, 612]
New Market Mallers npr
a softball team consisting of Al , Peg,
Bud and other players [211, 504], which is part of the twenty-store
and under mall league [504]; they lost the games against the team
of the "Kiss Me Cosmetics Company", the team of "Shakey
Achers Geriatric Care Center" and the team of the "Christian
T-Shirt Store" [211]
New Widow npr
a magazine read by Peg [919]
Nicholson, Kimberly npr
playmate born in 1969; she has the "Hooters Of The Month"
in the November-1988-issue of Big 'Uns; turn-ons: fast cars, long
walks on the beach and young Rod Stewart; turn-offs: men who smoke,
war and old Rod Stewart [820]
No Ma'am acro men's
club [809, 911, 913, 914, 921, 1001, 1004, 1007, 1012, 1015, 1019,
1021, 1026, 1112]; members: Al, Jefferson, Bob Rooney, Griff,
Ike and Officer Dan; they like to go to the nudie bar "Jiggly
Room" and the official beer is "Girlie Girl" [921,
1004]; abbreviation for "National Organisation of Men Against
Amazonian Masterhood" [809] or "Numb Old Men Anxiously
Awaiting Moricians" [1007]
No Ma'am's Land npr
name of a fictional land where No Ma'am
rules; Al to Marcy: "You're in No Ma'am's Land now, baby!"
[809]
Norris npr
one of the New Market Mallers [504]
North Georgia npr
a state of the USA (according to Kelly) [615]
Northside Aerobics Studio npr
Kelly's favorite aerobics studio [1001]
Nuit Princesses npr
chocolate eaten by Peg [1009]