Rabatina npr
the name of a statue in the New Market Mall; she's the goddess
of shopping [507]
rabbit noun an
animal; Al wanted to catch the rabbit in his backyard, because
it ate his carrots; he tried it using water; poison-gas, a gun,
a flame-thrower and dynamite [508]
Radio 600 npr
a radio station that boycotted Al Bundy [1025]
Rafaello npr
a dancer that should dance with Kelly for Bud's fitness video
[1014, 1015] ?
Raisin Bran npr
name on a cereal packing gnawn by a mouse [215]
Ramon npr an
aerobics instructor at the Northside Aerobics Studio where Kelly
and her friends go [1001]
Randolph npr
the manager of the Elk Head Lodge [1011]
Ray Ray npr
leader of a gang beating up Al [802]
Ray's Bar npr
a bar where has stolen some christmas gifts for his family [712]
Raywick Sisters npr
a tap-dance group performing at Kelly's
school to the music of "Duelling Banjos" [313]
read v/t
to watch television (according to Peg in front of Al) [321]
red adj
(1) the artificial color of Peg's hair [101-1124]
(2) the (original) color of the Dodge [917, 1107,
1109]
Red Nose Bar npr a
bar at the Lakeside Mall where the reindeer Donna is [213]
Reepers npr
Bud's soccer team [512, 513]
reincastrated adj
reincarnated (one of Kelly's mistakes) [1025]
Renee npr
the first model that had only one name (according to Kelly); she
lives in a dormitory for old models [521]
Reverend Al npr
Al's alter ego for the Church Of No Ma'am; "He married for
our sins." [1004]
Reverend Appleby npr
the reverend that Marcy wanted for her
marriage with Jefferson [512]
Reverend Feltcher npr
a reverend that told the Bundys that they
are not allowed to enter his church anymore [304]; in the church
he's talking about Kelly's way of life [401]
rhino-American noun/adj
a fat American woman [814] (< rhinoceros [big animal] + American)
Rhoades, Marcy npr
D'Arcy, Marcy [101-416]
Rhoades, Mildred npr
an uncle (!) of Steve; he is a florist [222]
Rhoades, Steve npr
the neighbour of the Bundys and Marcy's first husband; his middle
name is Bartholomew [112, 926]; he went to a congress against
the penny [112]; he worked in "The Leading Bank of Chicago",
became the manager of the bank [204] and was kicked out later
[408]; he likes rafting [210] and playing chess with his German
friend [220]; once he had a full beard [210]; he married Marcy
on Valentine's Day [217]; at school he used to play accordion
[313] and sousaphone [402, 414]; he wants to be a rodeo clown
[415]; he had a Mustang '65 [105] and drives a Mercedes [204,
216, 219, 301, 319-321, 401, 503]; he has a "What's gnu at
the Chicago Zoo?" t-shirt [410] and a "I'd walk a mile
to kiss a reptile" t-shirt [410]; he worked a very short
time for "Slippers" [410-415]; he left Marcy to become
a ranger in a National Park [416]; first he was the driver of
the dean of the Trumaine University [917], then he became the
dean himself [926]
Rick npr one
of Peg's and Al's former classmates [318]
Ricki npr
(1) a name for Kelly given by Al [606] (< ???)
(2) Al's shoe groupie [612]
Rimhollow, Sidney npr
a shoe salesman from Tulsa that Al has seen in heaven; he invented
God's Shoes before 1925; they had the idea for the Shoe House
McBurger [608]
Ritter npr
one of the families living in the Jeopardy Lane; they have an
Irish Setter [524]
Robert npr
an imaginary friend of Marcy when she was a child [605]
Roberta npr
a friend of Kelly that was in her show; therefore she paid 10
$ [609]
Robby npr
a friend of Bud [204]
Rock TV npr
a broadcasting station that organised the Miss Spring Break election
[1017]
Rodrico npr
(1) a former date of Peggy [211]
(2) the body-builder that participated in the "You
Can't Miss"-show [717]
Roger npr
(1) one of Kelly's dates [105]
(2) a little-known member of No Ma'am [809]
Roland npr one
of Marcy's dates [423]
Romance npr
a magazine [722, 804]
Romantic Roast npr
a coffee; commerical with Kelly Bundy (Leila) and Jefferson D'Arcy
(Lance) [1023]
Romantic Roast Lance Pumps npr
a product created by Al Bundy [1023]
Rommel, Erwin npr
the owner of the Kaiser air conditioning before Al bought it [519]
Rooney, Bob npr
a friend of Al and member of No Ma'am (treasurer) [809, 821, 905,
906, 910-914, 921, 923-925, 1001, 1004, 1005, 1007, 1012, 1015,
1019]; he's a butcher [923] and is married to Louise; wise saying:
"Even Big 'Uns look bigger when they're tax-free!" [1004]
Rose, Rhonda npr
a girl that wanted to become Miss Weenie Tots; in front of the
jury she said that people should more respect nature and the environment
[517]
Roul npr
the real name of Zorro; an exotic dancer [207]
Ruben npr
the teacher's pet in the class of home economics [421]
RU Dead 42 npr
a pesticide; commercial with Kelly Bundy as the Verminator [808]
(< are you dead? + 42)
Rubio The Cruel npr
alter ego of Steve Rhoades [718]
Russ npr
one of Al's Afro-American friends [310]
Rusty npr the
dog of Peg's mother that was eaten by her; Al doubts that a dog
"could accidentally wrap itself in bacon and fall in a microwave
oven" [501]
Sal npr
a pseudonym for Al (given by Peg) for
the TV-show "Dr. Sandy" [308]
Salt Water npr
the name of one of Kelly's dates; he is a real bimbo; he dated
him after Harry Ashland [514]
Samantha npr
a friend of Kelly [409]; she was in her show; therefore she paid
14 $ 50 ¢ [609]
Satan npr
name of a watchdog in the New Market Mall [218]
Satan's Toothache npr
Al (according to Marcy) [420]
Savage npr
a New Market Maller; he had the number 22 [504]
Sayers, Gale npr
the first football player that was contacted for the Polk High
Homecoming Dance in order to introduce the new vice president
[418]
Scared Rich npr
a program of the Department of Juvenile Corrections that "bussed
some kids over to the shoe store to see me work. The guards made
'em watch for three hours. Even the most hardened criminals were
in tears." (Al) [616]
Scared Single npr
a program for the youth wished by Al [616]
Scarlet npr
alter ego of Peg; a princess [718]
Scary Mary npr
a show where Al wanted to promote his "God's Shoes"
[608]
"Schindler's Lust"
npr title of an x-rated movie [907] (< "Schindler's
List" + lust)
Schmidt npr a
family living in Philadelphia; they sent a christmas gift for
the Rhoades but taken by the Bundys [213]
Scoopy npr
a dangerous animal from Peru; Steve takes it with him [411]
Scott'n'Gary npr a
car vendor [409]
Screen Idol npr
a magazine [812, 824]
Sea Dodge npr a
ship; Al was taking Peg on a cruise for their 25th
anniversary [920]
Sea-Going-C-Cups npr
a magazine for men (in the 16th century) [718]
Sean npr
one of Kelly's friends; he likes him [109]
sea weed noun the
Bundys' standard food [103, 219, 302, 319]
"See Me, Touch Me, Feel Me, Marry Me, Kill
Me" npr
one of Al's favorite oldies [501]
Self Touchers Quarterly npr
a magazine (for Bud) [921]
Semon, Mike npr
the author of "Know Your Mouse" [215] (< Mike Semon
[property master of the Sony Studios where "Married ... With
Children" was taped])
Señor Pueblo (UN-diplomat)
npr the name Bud used in a contact-ad [509]
"Shakespeare - The Friendly Ghost" npr
a show (according to Kelly) [322] (<
Shakespeare + Casper - The Friendly Ghost)
Sharon npr
a talkshow watched by Peggy with topics like "Men - Upright
Dogs With Paychecks" [416]
Sharper Infant npr
a store where Marcy went to [605]
Shatman, Bobby npr
he liked Terry March (blonde) more than Kelly (not yet blonde)
[312]
Sheila npr
one of Peggy's friends [212]
Sheldon npr
a guy that sent a Valentine's card for Kelly, but she is not interested
[217]
"Shenandoah" npr
title of a TV-show where Al turns sentimental [623]
"Sheos" npr
title of a movie; a Kelly Bundy production
of an Al Bundy film with no help at all from Bud Bundy; starring:
Kelly Bundy, Al Bundy, Buck Bundy, not Bud Bundy and Peggy Bundy
as the monster [925] (< shoes [but in the alphabet the "e"
comes before the "o" according to Kelly])
Sherry npr
a man from Iowa that called the "People To Laugh At"
show [608]
Sheryl npr
the name of Eb Wanker's hen [606]
Shirley npr
Bud's pillow [304]
Shoe npr
the family consisting of Dr. Shoe (Al), Mrs. Shoe (Peg), Kelly
Shoe (Kely) and Bud Shoe (Bud) [408]
shoe anecdote nouns
one of Al's stories of fat women in the shoe store [1118] ?
shoe convention nouns
a convention where Al has to go, because
he's the one that earned least (7 years succesively), so he has
to introduce the one who made the most [320]; although he hadn't
the permission he wanted to go to the shoe convention in Los Angeles
(using the name Jim Thompson) [520]
shoecumentary noun
a documentary about shoes [925] (< shoe + documentary)
Shoe Dog Shovels npr
another idea by Al [320]
shoe groupie nouns
a girl flirting with a shoe salesman [612]
shoe hallucination nouns
the reason why Al thinks of the same song all the time (according
to Marcy) [518]
Shoehorn npr
nickname for Al as a player of the Chicago Bears; headlines on
"The Chicago Examiner": "Bears 5 and 0 - Is Shoehorn
Bundy for real?", "Shoehorn - A Shoe-In for MVP",
"Bundy shoehorns Bears into Playoffs" [1120]
Shoe House McBurger npr
another idea of Sidney Rimhollow; John Wayne said that the burger
should look like shoes [608]
Shoe Lights npr a
"million dollars"- invention by Al Bundy [320]
shoe mines noun the
place where Al works as a slave (accoring to himself) [319]
Shoe News npr
a shoe magazine; headline of one issue: "Giant Idiot Makes
Movie" [925]
shoes noun
one of Al's smelling accessories [209]; they can be used as a
gun [311]
shoe salesman noun
Al's job [101-1124]; the job with the lowest income [314]; a shoe
salesman earns less than a dish-washer, a boy that cleans the
street removing dead animals and a man cleaning toilets (according
to Peg), less than a street player, a clown and a high school
professor (according to Kelly) and less than a newspaper carrier,
a test animal and a professional minigolf player (according to
Bud) [408]; the worst job (according to most Americans) [414];
Al says that a shoe salesman is the farrier of the 20th
century [502]
Shoes'n'Socks npr
a band [709]
Shoe Town npr
a fictional town in one of Al's stories [501]
"Shoe Trek" npr
title of a TV-series playing in the 23th century created
by Al Bundy [610] (< shoe + Star Trek)
Shoe Yeti npr a
name for Al used by Marcy [714]
"Short Haired Women In Banking" npr
a TV-show where Marcy has been interviewed; she had to pay 35
$ [609]
"Show your spirit. Help keep Polk clean"
expr writing
on a paper at the Polk Highschool [406]
Sid npr
Al thought that would be Bud's name [301] (< Sid Vicious)
"Silence Of The Loins" npr
title of an x-rated movie [907] (< "Silence Of The Lambs"
+ loins)
Simpson npr he
worked in "The Leading Bank of Chicago"; he had the
best parking space until he died; Steve Rhoades got his parking
space [309]
Single-Gene npr
the gene that every male has from his birth until his marriage
[1118]
Singletary, Mike npr
the fourth football player that was contacted for the Polk High
Homecoming Dance in order to introduce the new vice president
[418]
Sixtoe npr
a city in Arkansas where the Bundys went to for holidays [202]
skilled illiterate expr
Al (according to Peg) [310] ?
Skippy npr
the deceased 400 lbs. center of the Polk High Panthers [910]
Skitoo, Bobby 23 npr
a former DJ of K-FOSSIL (according to Al) [518]
slippers noun
a special kind of shoes; Al's slippers smell worse than his feet
(according to Peg) [319]
Slippers npr
the fifth greatest exotic animal company where Steve works [411]
Smith npr
one of the New Market Mallers; he had the number 5 [504]
Smith, Bud npr
Bud wanted this new name for himself, because Al was filmed by
illegally returning the book "The Little Engine That Could"
[302]
Smith, Peggy npr
a pseudonym by Peggy [418]
SOAP noun
writing "on" Kelly in the men's bathroom [304]
society noun "Society
somehow separated the sexes. It made some people women. I don't
know why. I'd rather be dead. It made women weaker. They're meant
to do things for men. Men aren't made to do things for women ...
until they're married and the law makes
them." (Al) [211]
socks noun one
of Al's smelling accessories [108, 111, 507, 508]; they can be
used as a gun [311] or as fuel for alien starships [507] and they
can walk (according to Peg) [506]
"Son of a woman from Wanker!" expr
a curse (Al to Bud) [902] ?
Sonora Streaming Desert Tortoises npr
a football team playing against Tremaine Jacksons [826]
Sonya npr
(1) one of Peg's friends [405]
(2) one of Bud's "easy" dates; she's an
exchange student [806]
Soot From The Fireplace Toujour npr
a meal prepared by Peg (according to Al) [317] ?
South 40 npr
an insurance; "The farmer's best friend next to a sheep
and a tall wheat field." [806]
South Georgia npr a
state of the USA (according to Kelly) [615]
Spare Tire Dixon npr
the player of Andrew Johnson High playing against Al and his Panthers
in 1966 [516]
Special Agent Bundy npr
Al's name at Foodie's (used by an apprentice) [519]
Special TV Reception Adapter Glasses npr
special glasses worn by Bud; he tells Kelly that he can watch
TV even if the TV is out of order; Kelly believed him and paid
20 $ [411]
Spectra Vision npr
a cable-channel that showed a box fight Al wanted to see [109]
Speedy npr one
of Peg's and Al's former classmates; he plays golf [318]
"Spell It!" expr
a curse used by Bud for Kelly [316]
"Spell The Word" npr
a TV-show watched by Peg [111]
Spike npr
he works at Johnny B. Goods [113]
"Spike Le Bee - N.Y. City School Teacher"
npr title of
a show; Al and Kelly saw a poster of this show when they were
in Hollywood [610]
"Spin The Father" Kelly
should play this game if her children want to know who their father
is (according to Bud) [401]
Splib npr a
little-known member of No Ma'am [1004]
Sports Illustrated npr
a magazine [1120]
Sports Time Magazine npr
a magazine read by Peg [221]
Springtime In Baghdad
npr a pesticide tested by Kelly [819 v
820 ?]
Squab, Mona npr
a just-married woman from Carl Lake/Wisconsin participating in
the show "How Do I Love Thee"; she's the wife of Roland
and a directory assistance operator [220]
Squab, Roland npr
a just-married man from Carl Lake/Wisconsin participating in the
show "How Do I Love Thee"; he's the husband of Mona
and a TV repair man [220]
Squish Magazine npr
the magazine where Lovely Zelda appears
naked [220]
Stage 8 noun
the place where Kelly's NBS-show was recoreded [610]
Stairmaster B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B.
Stanley npr the
spider in Bud's room [317]
Stanton npr
a city where Peggy's mother was because of the zombie festival
[606]
Starla npr
Bud's pen-pal; he wrote her that he looks like Brad Pitt, lives
in a French country house, drives a Porsche and that his father
is dead; she's Lonnie's girlfriend; together with Lonnie she took
the Bundys as hostages [1123]
Starship Bundy npr
Al (according to himself) [726]
Stevarino npr
a nickname for Steve (by Al) [105]
Steve Rhoades' house expr
a chicken restaurant in Walkegan after
it has wrongly been wrecked [316]
Steve's father expr
he sold secret information during the World War [222]
Steve's mother expr
[314, 415] the difference between her
an a bowling shot is that a bowling shot has no beard (according
to Marcy) [222]; she gets the money of Steve's life insurance
[316]; she lives in Cincinnati [412]
Steve's Road House npr
a house that should be wrecked (and not Steve Rhoades' house)
[316]
Sticky npr
a little-known (Mexican) member of No Ma'am [1004]
Sticky The Clown npr
Bud's favorite clown as a child; Peg invited him (for 5 $) for
Bud's 18th birthday [616]
Stinging-Nettle-Alga-Tofu-Shake npr
a drink mixed by Jim Jupiter [402] ?
Stinkwater npr
the name of Dumpwater (according to Bud) [202]
Stones, Chuck npr
the husband of Mimi [209]
Stones, Didi npr
the daughter of Mimi Stones; she plays bowling and gets 200 points
[209]
Stones, Frank npr
a son of Mimi [209]
Stones, Mimi npr
a former classmate and rival of Peg; she met her playing bowling
[209]
Stones, Roscoe npr
a son of Mimi [209]
Storch, Larry npr a
former actor and the owner of the Larry Storch School of Acting
"Striiiike!" expr
a phrase used by Al when he's bowling [209, 420, 520 with a turkey]
"Strip Study" npr
a game played by Bud and Ariel [1021]
Studio 8 npr
the set where Kelly's show has been produced [610]
Stupid Girl In Chains npr
a magazine for men [703]
Sugar Whoopies npr
cereals bought by Peggy [601]
sulphur noun
the symbol for the 16th marriage anniversary (according
to Al) [103]
Super Deluxe Patty Party Beginner's Set npr
a cosmetics set that Peggy bought for 250 $ [314]
Super Mom expr/syn
Peg (according to Al - ironically) [313]
Susan npr
a classmate of Kelly [421]
Susan B. Anthony Aerobics Studio npr
Marcy's favorite fitness studio [106]
Sven npr
(1) Al's co-worker where he had to unload lobsters,
because he couldn't pay in a restaurant [216]
(2) a man who should play for the New Market Mallers
instead of Al [504]
Sweatbucket npr a
town in Florida where Al and Peg went [619]
sweat of the dead expr
Al's special kind of sweat (according to himself) [319]
Swensen npr
a man that works in the same bank as Steve [408]
Tabackie-And-Clam-Ice-Cream
npr one of the "strange" ingredients
of Peg's sandwiches [606]
Taek-Won-Donut noun
a self-defense course for fat women [1006]
talkshows noun Peg's
favorite TV-shows dealing with topics like "Sugar coma -
Is is ruining productivity at home?" [312]
Tang npr
instant orange juice [407]
Tang Margerita npr
a drink that Al wanted to drink in his garden [519]
Tangwich npr
one of Al's strange sandwiches consisting of bread and Tang [407]
Tanoose npr
a village in Wisconsin near Wanker County [513]
Tapmaster npr name
for Steve used by Marcy [313]
Tears & Vomit npr
one of Kelly's and Bud's favorite bands
[311]
Ted npr
a former date of Peggy [211]
Teddy npr
(1) one of Peggy's date; boyfriend of Thelma McHackney
[318]
(2) a friend of Bud; they call themselves "amigos";
he has a date [320]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Coffin npr
a special kind of coffin shown to Bud and Kelly [710]
Teethless McKenzey npr
she had the number 110 for Johnny B. Goods [113] ?
telephone units monster expr
a name for Peg (used by Al) [514] ?
Ten Little Toe-Nails npr
a beauty studio frequented by Peg [106] ?
Tenouse npr
a city in Wisconsin near Wanker County where Chuck's Cheese Shak
is [513] ?
Tequila npr
the drink that Al drank too much before his marriage [503]
terminal disease noun
marriage (according to Al) [710]
Terry's Bar npr
a bar; Peg thought Al would be there [107]
Thad npr
former (male) quarter-back of the Polk High Panthers; now a woman
[910]
"Thank you, Dad!" expr
ironical phrase by Kelly and Bud; often provocated by Peg [203,
204, 213]
"Thank you, Mom!" expr
ironical phrase by Kelly [320]
"Thank you, Mr. Rhoades!" expr
Kelly and Bud to Steve, because he cooked [210]
"Thank you, Mrs. and Mr. Rhoades!" expr
a phrase used by Kelly and Bud
[308]
"That Idiot Al" npr
a fictional show where Al would have to
pay 10000$ to Peg [205]
The ABC Of A Good Marriage expr
(1) "Appreciation, balance and consideration."
- from the book "The Woman Is Always Right" (Jefferson)
[802]
(2) "Air conditioning, beer and »Could
you shut up, so I can enjoy my air conditioning and beer«."
(Al) [802]
The Amish Quarterly npr
a magazine read by the Bundys [919]
The Anti Bud Meeting npr
a meeting mentioned by Kelly [605]
The Bad In Life expr
"Work, kids and Habib-shirts." (Al) [623]
The Balance Between Ping And Pong expr
one of Kelly's scientific theories [1025]
"The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" npr
the song that Marcy sings when she is sleeping with Steve [407]
The Bedtime Story npr
a story told by Al; "It's not a happy story, it's a story
of great sadness: Once upon a time, there was a man who sold shoes.
He was a good man, but somehow good things never came to him.
Did I mention he was a great athlete in high school? People cheere
him. That was before the red thing appeared. Darkness fell on
Shoe Town. Who would take on the red beast? Who would battle
it? Who would marry it? The little shoeman stepped forward - or
perhaps the others just stepped back? At any rate, an unholy union
was born. So were two unholy children. And the lonely shoeman,
who once had been a mighty athlete in high school and scored four
touchdowns in one game and had many offers to junior colleges
and could have made something of his life ... laid down and died.
The End." (Al) [501]
The Beginning Of The Bundy Era expr
the day when Al has won with the New Market Mallers (6th
June 1982) [504]
The Bennett Family Motto expr
"We see it. We want it. We get it." [922]
The Best Bundy Christmas Ever expr
[412]
The Best Of The Old Oprah npr
a shop with Oprah stuff (Oprah t-shirts, etc.); an idea of Peg
[1001]
The Birthday Hop npr
a dance by Peg on her birthday (according to Bud and Kelly) [306]
The Bowman Bounce npr
this bounce corrisponds to the Kelly's "Bundy Bounce";
Piper Bowman has stolen it by flirting with Bud [506]
"The Bridges Of Madison County" npr
a movie with Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep; the director's cut
has additional 11 minutes Clint sponge bathing Meryl; shown in
the Lakeside Theaters [1006]
The Bundy Anti Baby Meeting npr
a meeting of Al (treasurer), Kelly (secretary) and Bud against
Peg's baby [605] ?
The Bundy Baby Meeting npr
a weekly meeting of Peg, Al (treasurer), Kelly (secretary) and
Bud [603, 605] ?
The Bundy Bounce npr
a special bounce created by Kelly for the commercial of the Allanté-car
[506]
The Bundy Burger npr
the special burger made by Al; the secret is the old ash and the
old oil [401]; Al sold them for 5 $ when they made a yard sale
[423]
The Bundy Charm expr
violence [620]
The Bundy Cheer expr
"Whoa Bundy!" [209, 420, 703]
The Bundy Cloud Of Failure expr
a variation of the Bundy curse [609*, 610]; Al: "Nothing
bad happened to me. It's possible that the Bundy cloud of failure
has passed over me and onto my kids like I only dreamt possible."
[610]
The Bundy Credo expr
(1) "When one of us is embarrassed, the rest
of us feel better about ourselves." (Al) [313]
(2) "A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits"
(Al) [423]
(3) "A Bundy never eats." (Bud) [423]
(4) "A Bundy never learns." (Kelly) [423]
(5) "A Bundy never cares." (Bud) [423]
(6) "A Bundy never dies." (Kelly) [423]
(7) "Lie if your wife is a waking. Lie if your
belly is aching. Lie if you think she's faking. Lie, sell shoes,
lie." (Al) [725]
(8) "Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters,
hooters on a girl that's dumb." (Al) [725]
The Bundy Curse expr
(1) "Your mother is just a Bundy by marriage.
She's part of the curse. But we are blood Bundys. We are truly
doomed." (Al to Kelly) [420]
(2) "The foot odor thing." (Peg) [804]
(3) "The minute a Bundy has good luck he immediately
starts building up an equal amount of bad luck." (Al) [804]
The Bundy Day npr
Al's name for their day on the beach [321]
The Bundy Decennium npr
the 90ies* (according to Al), because Al wanted to make a lot
of money (20000 $) by selling 10000 pairs of shoes to the Chicago
police [514]
The Bundy Dollar Day npr
a day declared by Al; he told Peg, Kelly and Bud, that they should
try to earn at least 1 $; besides he wanted to triple the amount
[414]
The Bundy Fanclub expr
Peg, Kelly and Bud (according to Al -
ironically) [312]
The Bundy Forehead npr
the special forehead every Bundy has; like the one of a dolphin
[113] ?
The Bundy Hammer npr
the hammer that every male Bundy gets from his father; Al got
it from his dad [603]
The Bundy Holidays npr
the holidays in Dumpwater/Florida (according to Kelly) [202]
The Bundy Kebab npr
a special meal consisting of Al and Bud that Peg would prepare
for 250000 $/year [419] ?
The Bundy Legacy expr
"What they don't finish in 30 seconds, they never finish."
(Peg) [603]
The Bundy Legend expr
Al (according to himself when he was bowling) [420]
The Bundy Motto expr
(1) "We ain't got it." (Al) [202]
(2) "It sees us. It insults us. We kick its
ass." [922]
The Bundy Nail npr
a nail that was driven into a wall by Al's father with the Bundy
hammer in order to put his hat on [603]
The Bundy Night At The Cinema expr
a video-tape (on Beta) loaned by the Bundys
and watched in their house [315]
The Bundy Philosophy Of Lying expr
"The Bundys' proud name was built
on a philosophy of lying. Well, lying, owing money and perhaps
beer. Yes, lying, owing money and beer. The only thing that separates
us from the Kennedys is that they have money." (Al) [725]
The Bundy Seed npr
the Bundy blood; Al: "Bud <is> the carrier and the
future of the Bundy seed and - by the way it looks - the last."
[613]
The Bundy Shuffle npr
do-it-yourself (practised by Bud) [1021]
The Bundy Tradition expr
(1) to vomit (according to Al) [312]
(2) "We will cheat our heineys off."
(Al) [520]
The Bundy World Tour npr
Al's annual week-long around the world
vacation in the Bundy living room [622]
The Bundy Yell expr
"I wanna die." (Al) [417]
The Bundy Yellow npr
the color of the teeth of all male Bundys; often confounded with
gold (according to Peg)
The Cannibal Of Chicago npr
a name for Griff; Officer Dan arrested
him to plan the celebration of his No Ma'am membership [1026]
The Captain And The Tenille npr
name of a band; one of the favorite bands of Marcy; they are the
support act for The Carpenters [801]
The Chicago Examiner npr
a newspaper read by the Bundys [402, 514, 1120] or used to kill
some flies [502]; headlines: "Healthiest Man In Chicago Drops
Dead" [402] and "Floozy Brings Down Government - Married
Alderman Caught With Teenage Bimbo" [514]
"The Cosmic Dog" npr
a show on Channel 83 [419]
The Darker Planet npr/syn
Peg (according to Al) [305]
The Devil Herself expr
Peg (according to Al) [409]
The Dog Dream npr
one of Al's dreams; he wants to be a dog [423]
The Dream Of The Male Bundys expr
"Build your own room and live separated from your wife."
[603] ?trans
The Dumpwater Floridian npr
the name of a newspaper; headlines: "Poppy's Killer Strikes
Again" and "Obnoxious Couple Found Dead" (Sept.
1972), "It Happened Again At Poppy's" and "»Ooh,
That Must've Hurt«, says Sheriff" (Sept. 1977), "The
Axe Is Back!" and "Hotel Is Safe Until 1987" (Sept.
1982), "New State Highway Planned" (Sept. 1987) [202]
The Evil Pair npr
Al's wedding socks [313]
"The Family Keates" npr
title of the theme song of a TV-series
[909]
The Festival Of The Zombies npr
a festival where Peggy's mother went to [606]
The 1st Commandment Of No Ma'am
expr "Thou
shalt not touch your own wife." [1101] ?
The 5 Days 24 Hours Daylight Moonlight Daylight
Moonlight Day- light Moonlight Madness Sale expr
one of Al's ideas for the shoe store,
where he and Griff should look like wolves [714]
The 5 Demands Of No Ma'am
expr
"Demand 1: You gals want a ladies' night? Try
having it in the kitchen cooking for a man. Demand 2: Don't put
on a dress and ask us if you look fat. Besides, it's not the dress
that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.
Demand 3: Don't ask us to talk or to cuddle after sex or before
sex or during sex. You're lucky if we take our pants off. Demand
4: Don't ask us to say »I love you« over the phone.
It's hard enough to say it to someone we're paying a dollar a
minute to talk to. Demand 5: Stop talking about Fabio." [809]
The 4 Great Inventions expr
"The bikini, the thong bikini, the really itchy thong bikini
and Al's idea to put an aerobics studio next to the shoe store."
(Jefferson) [1001]
The Fruit Of My Suffering expr
money (according to Al) [409]
The Golden Shoe Horn npr
the thing Al gets when he retires; "When I'm 65, I'll get
the Golden Shoe Horn, which I can sharpen and fall onto when I'm
66." (Al) [826]
"The Grandmaster And The Squirrel" npr
a movie (about a rapper who raps with the mole men) promoted in
Peg's TV guide [502]
The Greatest Day In The History Of The Bundys
expr the day
the Bundys got hundreds of Weenie Tots (according to Al) [517]
The Greatest Sport Event Of All Times expr
the day Al scored his four touchdowns (according to himself) [516]
?
"The Great Picnic Of Yogi Bear"
npr a movie; Bud's grandmother wanted
him to go to the cinema on his 18th birthday [616]
?
The Ground Rules Of The House npr
"Rule number 1: There's two bedrooms, I get one alone. You
two can share one. Just keep the door closed while your changin'
I don't wanna kill the bait. Rule 2: Speakin' to me ..."
(Al to Peg and Marcy) [714]
The Gutter Cats npr
a (really existing) rock band; they looked for a rock video slut
and found Kelly; Kelly said that she wants this group as the father
of her child [414]
The Healthiest Man In Chicago npr
the nickname for the aerobics instructor Jim Jupiter [402]
The Heavy Metal Hotline npr
a telephone service called by Kelly [408]
"The Homeless Detective" npr
title of a show; Al and Kelly saw a poster of this show when they
were in Hollywood [610]
The Juggs npr a
country duo (Peg and Kelly); they win a country singing contest
in Branson/Missouri [1108]
The Just Store npr
a store where the members of No Ma'am bought some things [1007]
The King Of Sports expr
wrestling [1007]
The Last American Hero expr
the working man (according to Al) [410]
The Leading Bank Of Chicago npr
the bank where Steve and Marcy worked [-204, mentioned in 410]
"The Little Engine That Could" npr
a book that Al checked out in 1957 while
in elementary school [302]
"The Living Planet" npr
title of a book read by Marcy [113]
The Lizard And I npr
a magazine red by Peg [919]
The Lust Line npr
a telephone service called by Bud [408]
The Man Who Met Andy Griffith npr
one of the two "attractions" of Dumpwater [202]; he's
the axe-murderer [203]
"The Masculine Feminist" npr
one of Peg's and Marcy's favorite TV-shows hosted by Jerry Springer
[809]
The Mob npr
a credit bank that gave Bud money for a fitness video [1014]
The Nameless Shoe Salesman npr
the name on Al's check-book [517]
The New Bundy World Order expr
"Food, clean clothes and a huge-hootered oriental woman to
replace the pregzilla Peg." [605]
The Perfect Man expr
the bottom of Mel Gibson and no brain,
because it should be a man (according to Peg and Marcy) [110]
The Perfect Woman expr
the legs of Jamie Lee Curtis, the bottom of Jamie Lee Curtis,
the face of Brigitte Bardot and the brain of Vanna White (according
to Al, Steve, Barney and Morris) [110]
The President Dream npr
Kelly dreams to be the President of the United States; her message
to the American people is: "Let's all dance!" [505]
?
The Product Of Insanity expr
Kelly (according to herself) [419] ?
The Product Of Our Greed expr
Stymie Junior (according to Ms. Penza) [511]
The Product Of Our Love expr
Kelly (according to Peggy in front of Al) [419]
The Real Scare expr
Al's underwear; "And if you really want a scare, check out
his underwear - if you dare!" (Peg) [614]
The Reaper npr
a fictional baby-name [601]
The Red Danger npr
Peg (according to Al) [1006] ?
The Red Plague npr
Peg (according to Al) [521] ?
The Rules Of Basketball expr
"Rule #1: No talking. And when you break rule #1, and you
will, there's rule #2, which is: If I look at pretty girls walking
up and down the aisles, and I will, you can't say »Are they
prettier than me? «. Always know the answer will be »Yes,
she is« and in some cases »Yes, he is«." (Al)
[801]
The Secret Of The Bundy Marriage expr
(1) Peg: "Oh, no secret really. Just to be considerate.
Accept each other for what you are. Don't point out the fact that
the hair he's losing on his head is now growing out of his nose
... and his ears."; Al: "And accepting the fact that
nowadays it's harder to figure out where her chest ends and her
stomach begins." [101];
(2) "We don't believe in love. That's why our
marriage works." [514]
The Shoe Commandments expr
"Thou shall have shoes with toes stitched in. Thou shall
have socks attached to the shoes. Thou shall have other things
coming forthwith." (Al) [608]
"The Song Of The Married Men" npr
title of a song performed by Al and some
husbands at the mall [808]
The Sound Of Angels' Flushing expr
rain (according to Al's father) [411]
The 30 Seconds Ride To The Moon expr
Peg's definition of Al sleeping with her
[322]
The 3 Giants expr
"Einstein, Tyson, Heineken." (Al) [1001] ?
The 3 Magic Words expr
(1) "I am sorry." (Jefferson) [902]
(2) "You are fired." (Kelly) [902]
The 3 Things A Bundy Will Never Be expr
"Rich, a snitch and regular."
(Al) [820]
The Top 10 List expr
a list of things to make Marcy more attractive
to her husband; "10: Wear traditional Islamic garb covering
all but the eyes. 9: Feather removing electrolysis. 8: Ski Mask.
7: Sew up holes in the ski mask. 6: Have attractive woman to stand
in front of you at all times. 5: Beak job. 4: Put paper bag over
ski mask. 3: Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back.
Learn to walk backwards. 2: Poke out eyes of every man on Earth.
1: Get President to make every day Halloween." (Al) [1023]
The Traditional Bundy Greeting expr
"I've got some bad news." [820]
The Traditional Re-Wrapping
expr Christmas (according to Al) [213]
The Truly Great Scams expr
"The Loch Ness Monster, Canada and now the tax-exempt Church
Of No Ma'am." (Al) [1004]
The Tuxedos npr Steve's
former band [402, 414]
The 2 Things A Bundy Never Does expr
they never eat vegetables and don't tap-dance
[313]
The 2 Things Peggy Bundy Never Does expr
the first things is to cook, to hoover,
to sew, to clean and to gasp for breath; the second things is
doing gymnastics [402]
The Valley Of Death npr
a place in the New Market Mall where the married men sit; "There
they are, son. The lost souls, the feeble, the meek. The married."
(Al to Aaron) [808]
The Vegetables Of My Suffering expr
Kelly and Bud (according to Al) [409]
The Verducci Charm npr
Vinnie has this special kind of charm (according to his father)
[525]
The Verducci Masterplan npr
Charlie's plans; Vinnie has to marry a rich woman [525]
The Wanker Translation Book npr
a dictionary English-Jibberish [815]
The Wanker Triplets npr
three aunts of Peg (triplets): Milly,
Elena and Eadie [222]
The Wanker Waggon expr
Peg's relatives (according to Al) [222]
The Way God Intended expr
"No wife, no kids, no pain." (Al) [322]
The Why npr
the band that played on the Polk High School Reunion [317, 318]
"The Woman Is Always Right" npr
title of a book read by Marcy [802]
"They Exploded Out Of Their Bras" npr
title of a movie by Joseph Zipper [706]
"The Young Ben Frankling" npr
title of a series produced by NBS [610] ?
"Think Bingo And Grow Rich" npr
title of a book read by Peg [921]
"Thinnergy" npr
title of a diet book read by Marcy and given to Peg; it says that
every person should try to avoid "negative food" [102]
(< thin + energy)
Thompson, Jim npr a
pseudonym by Al for the shoe convention in Los Angeles [522]
"Thumbs - Show 'Em If You've Got 'Em"
expr theme
of a parade in Wanker County [917]
Thumbsucker B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B. (by Kelly) [614]
Thursday noun
(1) the day when Al is bowling [809]
(2) women's day in Al's favorite bowling alley [809]
(3) the silicon-free day at the "Jiggly Room"
[912]
Ticonaroga npr
a company that produces pencils etc.; Myron and his parents showed
Kelly some pictures of their trip to this company [406]
Tiffany npr
a 21 years old art student discovered by Bud in the park; she's
from San Francisco and wants to go to New York City; she doesn't
like bras, but she likes Modigliani, Kandinski, Chagall and American
impressionists [212]
Tiger npr
(1) the name that Marcy gave Al in her dream [112]
(2) a nickname used by Peg [221]
(3) Steve's parents wanted to name him Tiger, "but
then the yellow disappeared and they went with Steve" [321]
Time Magazine npr
a magazine [1120]
Timmy Turtle npr
Kelly's turtle [1102]
Tim's Funeral Directors npr
the company of Tim Potter [318]
Toastmaster B. npr
a variation of Bud's alter ego Grandmaster B.
"Toes!" expr
Cheese! (in Wanker County that's where cheese comes from) [926]
toilet noun Al's
favorite place [303], the place where he is still king [319],
his home [515]
toilet paper noun Al
prefers 2-ply toilet paper [415]; he wanted Bud to bring him some
"presidental toilet paper" [517]
Tony npr
the deceased barber of Al, Al's father and Bud; price for a hair-do:
1,25 $ [310]
Toonie npr
a deceased aunt of Marcy; she was 68 years old [401]
toothpaste sandwich noun
one of the "meals" Al prepares
in order to have something to eat [314]
"Topeka!" expr
Heureka! (according to Kelly) [506] (< heureka: I got it [Greek])
Top 10000 Classic Videos npr
a TV-show that Kelly wanted to watch [501]
Topsy npr
a black twin pin up appearing in one of Jefferson's dreams [605]
Tot Industries npr
the company that produces Weenie Tots; owned by Lonnie's family
[1124]
Tot, Earl npr
Lonnie's father; owner of Tot Industries [1124]
Tot, Lonnie npr
the guy that wanted to marry Kelly; Al accepted him as a son-in-law
because his family owns Tot Industries; the marriage didn't take
place because Al saw his future son-in-law in the "Jiggly
Room" [1124]
Tot, Pearl npr
Lonnie's mother [1124]
Tot, Tatum npr
the sister of Lonnie; she wanted to marry Bud [1124]
Touchdown Bundy npr
Al's high school nickname [304]; the former
cheedleader Sandy called Al "Touchdown" [613]
"Touchdown Trivia"
npr a show where Kelly [823] and Al participated
Town Drunk npr
(1) the name of Al's father (according to Peg) [601]
(2) a fictional baby-name [601]
Transmexican Motors npr
a car company that wanted to build a new manufactoring plant on
Al's football field, in order to produce the Xaguar GT [819]
Traugott's Scrub House npr
a car wash where Jefferson worked for a short time [917]
Traugott, Walter npr
an ex-CIA-agent; he knows Jefferson [820]
Tremaine Jacksons**
npr the football team of Bud's college; quarterback:
Chad [826] (miss-spelled < Trumaine)
Trixie npr
one of Bud's dates; he used "Open Sesame", an aftershave
by Buster Douglas [505] ?
Troy's npr
a male strip club visited by Peg and Marcy [206, 207]; "Troy's
is not responsible for valuables lost in any part of a dancer."
[207]
Trumaine College npr
Bud's college [711-?]
Tubro npr the
fat Panamaian god of cash; Peg bought a statue for 195 $ [407]
Tunie npr
an aunt of Marcy [401]
Turbo npr
Tubro (according to Al) [407]
Turboman, Rock npr
one of the actors of "The Young Ben Franklin", an NBS-show
[610]
tussy noun
(1) a girl (used by Kelly)
(2) a girl that's not interested in Bud (used by
Kelly and Bud); e.g. a fat old woman [717]
TV abbr
television; Al's love [416]; the TV-set of the Bundys has 30 channels,
a remote control and a colored console [416]; Peggy sold the TV-set
in order to get some money for her trip to Las Vegas [416]; the
Bundys watch shows like "I drink 'cause my dad's a shoe salesman"
[604]; they have two TV sets, one in the living room and one in
the upper floor [607*]; the Bundys get cable- TV (80 channels)
for 60 $/month [609]
TV-thumb noun a
desease of Peg (according to herself) [416]
TV World npr
a theme park where Kelly worked [622]
Tweety npr
Kelly's 1000$ cockatoo [1003]