UFO Magazine npr
an esoteric magazine that pays 1 million dollars for the proof
of the existence of aliens [507]
Uncle Sticky's Pimple Potion
npr a potion mixed by Sticky Wanker [903]
Unconscious npr
a Chinese philosopher (according to Kelly); wise saying: "It's
better to have loved and lost then never to have seen »Lost
in Space« at all." [922]
underwear noun if
it is Al's it's alive and dancing (according to Peggy) [414] and
smelling [520*]
Undy, Sal npr
a pseudonym by Al [805]
Upper Uncton npr a
town in England; the residents must insure that the Bundys die
outside Lower Uncton so the curse becomes permanent and it stays
as their tourist attraction [624]
useful adj
e.g. UFOs; "Why do women see Elvis? At least men see something
useful like UFO's." (Steve) [303]
Vanett, Greg npr
one of Kelly's dates; he's the boyfriend of one of Kelly's friends
[316]
Van Pelt npr
a family; members: Adolph, Bruce, Franklin, Leonard, Vanessa and
Tanya [611]
Van Pelt, Colonel Franklin npr
an uncle of Vanessa; he wanted to give her a diamond called "Pharao's
Eye" [611]
Van Pelt, Vanessa npr
she went to Jack Dallas (but there was only Al) because he wanted
him as a bodyguard for her and the diamond [611]
VCR abbr Video
Cassette Recorder; according to Al: Video Something Recorder [108]
Ventura, Luke npr
one of Al's sidekicks [101-107]; his face appears on the cover
of "Shoe News" [925]
Veracruz de la Hoya Cardinal, Miranda npr
TV-reporter [905, 906, 913, 920, 1004, 1006, 1021, 1025, 1102]
from Ecuador* [913]; she works for WHBZ [913] and/or for Channel
83 [1004]
Verducci, Charlie npr
the father of Vinnie [518, 525]; his full first name is Charles
[525]; for the Verducci Masterplan he has read a book by Trump,
the Wall Street Journal and "Rich Chicks In Chains"
[525] ?
Verducci, Vinnie npr
one of Kelly's dates [518, 525, 609]; his full first name is Vincent
[518]; he's Kelly's natural brother (according to Bud) [518];
he was in her show; therefore he paid 50 ¢ [609]
Verminator npr Kelly's
job in the TV World theme park [622, 808, 819, 902] (< vermin
+ Terminator)
Veronica npr
a good woman, because she never had her period (according to Al)
[301]
VHS npr
the system of the Rhoades' video recorder [315]
Vicky npr
(1) a chamber-maid at Poppy's By The Tree; she gave
Al a piece of paper ("Get out now") [202]
(2) a girl on the Polk High School Reunion; Al wrongly
calls her Hooter [318]
(3) she was the slut of the week in Kelly's show
[609]
Victor npr
one of the children camping with Al, Steve and Bud [403]
"Viola!"
int That's it! (according to Kelly, because
she has an "F" in Spanish) [318] (< Voila!: That's
it! [French])
violence noun Bundys
love violence [506]
Vista npr
a credit card accepted in Gary's Shoes [102, 303, 525, 612] (<
Visa)
"Vital Social Issues'n'Stuff With Kelly"
npr a show where Kelly and her friends
discuss subjects like men's butts and the slut of the week [609,
610]; Jason Priestley had "The Butt Of The Week" [610]
vitamins noun/syn sugar
(according to Al and Peg); they gave sugar to their children but
said it would be vitamins [305]
WAGS npr
a plastic doll, "The Perplexed Pup - Cartoon Cutie";
Kelly gives a poster of it to Bud [701]
Wagstock npr
a family from Tuconsa/Iowa that got an Elvis package deal [303]
Waist Away npr a
dietary drink; tastes like cow piss, salmon, garlic etc.; commerical
with Kelly Bundy [912]
waitress noun
"God's alternative to moms." (according to Al) [219]
Wally npr the
owner of Wally's Pest Control; he catched the mouse in the Bundys'
house [215]
Wally's Pest Control npr
Wally's company [215]
Wang, Su Hun npr
the winner of the lottery (60 million $) in which Peg has participated;
he lived for two weeks in the USA [305]
Wanker npr
Peg's maiden name [516] and family; they live from illegal distillation
[222]; they like violence [606] (< wanker [a British invective])
Wanker, Blinky npr
a cousin of Peg [815]
Wanker County npr
[513, 606] a county in Wisconsin [423]; Indian name: "Land
of the Big Gassy Possum"; for a trip you need purification
tablets for water, meat, fish and grain and the Wanker Translation
Book [815]
Wanker County Olympic Games npr
[815]
Wanker, Dave* npr
an uncle of Kelly [402] ???Bundy
Wanker, Eadie npr
one of the Wanker Triplets; an aunt of Peg [222]
Wanker, Eb npr
a cousin of Peg [606]
Wanker, Effie npr
(1) an aunt of Peg; the wife of Ephus Wanker [415]
(2) a cousin of Peg; she is married for the fifth
time [606]
Wanker, Elena npr one
of the Wanker Triplets; an aunt of Peg; she wanted to marry [222]
Wanker, Ephraim npr
Peg's father [317, 606, 1002, 1010, 1013, 1026]
Wanker, Ephus npr an
uncle of Peg; the husband of Effie Wanker [415]
Wanker, Harriette npr
a niece of Peg; cousin of Bud and Kelly; she marries Jose [107]
Wanker, Henry npr one
of Peg's deceased uncles [311]
Wanker, Hootie npr
one of Peg's relatives in Wanker County; a cousin of Kelly; he's
a mixture between an owl and a man [513]
Wanker, Ida Mae npr
a cousin of Peg; mother of Seven [701]
Wanker, Irwin npr
an uncle of Peg [222]
Wanker, Jeb npr
a cousin of Peg [815]
Wanker, John* npr one
of Kelly's relatives and one of her dates; he works in a feed
store in Wanker County [222]
Wanker, Milly npr
one of the Wanker Triplets; an aunt of Peg [222]
Wanker, Otto npr a
(gay) uncle of Peg; he's the fourth of the Wanker Triplets (according
to Al) [222]
Wanker, Pearly* npr
an aunt of Kelly [402] ???Bundy
Wanker, Seven npr
son of Ida Mae and Zemus Wanker; he's their 6th child
[701-706, 708, 709, 711, 712, 714, 718]; Al declared him as a
Bundy [703]
Wanker, Skeeter npr
an aunt of Peg [815]
Wanker, Sticky npr
an uncle of Peg [903]
Wanker, Toppie npr
an uncle of Peg; he made it possible that Al will be a "test-animal"
in jail [415]
Wanker, Zemus npr
the husband of Ida Mae; father of Seven [701]
Wanker, Zigg npr
a cousin of Peg [815]
Water-Pistol npr
nickname for Griff (by "Butter") [1012] ?
Waters, Eric npr
a former unattractive classmate of Kelly; he was "dating"
her on the roof of the John Hancock Center; one toe had to be
amputated; now he's attractive, a finance expert and very rich
[1008]
Wayne, John npr
Al's favorite actor; nickname: The Duke; plays in "Hondo"
[222, 824]; he bet 5 $ (in heaven) that Al is able to make Peg
buying back his Playboy collection [407]
"We Are Fami-Lee" npr
a movie promoted on Peggy's TV guide [502]
Weaver, Puggy npr
a good bowler; 256 points on 26th April 1965 [420]
Weenie Tots npr
Al's favorite chemical food; delicious meat-flavored treats that
evaporate after prolonged exposure to air; ingredients: beaks,
claws and fingers*; they smell like rat shit (according to Al)
[517]
Weezy npr
the Afroamerican wife of Thomas Jefferson (according to Bud in
front of Kelly) [322]
Welcome To BundyLand expr
the Bundys' yard sale; the happiest pace on earth (according to
Al); "Ask Winky the psychic dead bird a question: 25 ¢"
(Kelly); "Pet the happiest dog on earth: 25 ¢"
(Buck); "Wheel-O-Fun: 25 ¢ a ride" (Bud) [423]
Western Classic Theater npr
a series where they showed "Hondo" [222]
"We've Only Just Begun"
npr title of the wedding song of Peg and
Al (by The Carpenters) [515]
WHBZ npr the broadcasting
station where they send "Psycho Dad" [913]
WHIP npr a campus
radio station on 106,2 FM (Trumaine University) [926]
white adj
the color of Al's underpants [509]
Whiteman, Louis npr
he got the black car that Al wanted; his father bought the car
for 12000 $ [409]
Whoa int
e.g. "Whoa, Bundy!" [209, 420, 503, 520], "Whoa,
aliens!" [507], "Whoa, cash!" [522], "Whoa
born!" [605], "Whoa, cable!" [609]; "Whoa,
stealing old ladies' pension!" [618], "Whoa England!"
[624]
"Who Drops Next?" npr
a "game" played by the wives of the members of No Ma'am,
who are trying to install a satellite antenna [1015] ?
"Why I Hate My Spouse" npr
the name of a questionnaire for the "How
Do I Love Thee"-show filled out by Marcy and Steve under
the name of Peggy and Al [220]
"Why Me?" npr
a psychological radio show listened to by "Peggy B."
[518]
WIFE 1 expr writing on
a t-shirt of Peg (in Al's nightmare) [601]
Wigs npr
crackers or cookies eaten by Kelly [211]
Wilson npr
a New Market Maller; he had the number 18 [504]
Winkleman, Bink npr
he hosted the show "How Do I Love Thee" [220]
Winky npr
a stuffed parrot that the Bundys wanted to sell for 25 ¢
[423]
Winthrope npr
the brand of the Bundys' computer with a 3600 Baud modem, a VGA
color monitor, a 40 MB harddisc and 7 MB RAM; price: 1900 $ instead
of 2100 $ [319]
Woman npr
a magazine [813]
women noun
(1) "Women, what are they good for? 2 C's: cooking
and kitchen." (Al) [219];
(2) women get older, meaner and fatter (accoding
to Al, Bud and some children) [403]
(3) all women are liars (according to Kelly) [418]
"Women Of Trumaine" npr
a pin-up calendar with 12 girls created by Bud [1016]
Women's Career Day npr
a project at Kelly's school [312]
"Women's World"
npr a TV-show watched by Peg with subjects like "Men
- herd 'em up and kill 'em all" [316]
work noun a
horrible thing; Peg: "Kelly, maybe it's time we had a little
talk. You're getting to be a big girl now. There's something I've
put off telling you for a while but time is slipping by fast.
I don't want you to learn it in the streets. Honey, there's a
thing that men will want you to do. In fact, they'll expect it.
Now, no woman really enjoys it. But we do it, get them to marry
us and never do it again. That horrible thing is called »work«."
[419]
"Wrestlepalooza"
npr a wrestling show [1007, 1012] (< wrestling + Lollapalooza)
Wrigley Field npr
a baseball field, where the No Ma'am guys played, in order to
counteract the baseball strike [911]
WRTW a TV-channel watched
by Al and Marcy in a bar [410]