"If God ..."
Update: 30th July 1998
(Al doesn't want to install a radio in Peg's car)
Peg: "What am
I supposed to listen to?"
Al: "Your own beautiful voice. If God didn't want other
to hear it, he wouldn't have made it so shrill." 
Al: "Peg, when you do the laundry you use all the hot water."
Peg: "If God had wanted you to have hot water,
he wouldn't have given me laundry." 
Al: "If God had wanted women to play ball,
he would have made them men." 
Al: "If God had wanted women to bowl,
he would've put breasts on their backs so we would have
something to watch while waiting our turn."