"If God ..." Update: 30th July 1998   (Al doesn't want to install a radio in Peg's car)         Peg: "What am I supposed to listen to?" Al: "Your own beautiful voice. If God didn't want other people to hear it, he wouldn't have made it so shrill." [103]   Al: "Peg, when you do the laundry you use all the hot water." Peg: "If God had wanted you to have hot water, he wouldn't have given me laundry." [103]   Al: "If God had wanted women to play ball, he would have made them men." [211]   Al: "If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn." [809]