"If God ..."
Update: 30th July 1998
(Al doesn't want to install a radio in Peg's car)
        Peg: "What am I supposed to listen to?"
Al: "Your own beautiful voice. If God didn't want other people
to hear it, he wouldn't have made it so shrill." [103]
Al: "Peg, when you do the laundry you use all the hot water."
Peg: "If God had wanted you to have hot water,
he wouldn't have given me laundry." [103]
Al: "If God had wanted women to play ball,
he would have made them men." [211]
Al: "If God had wanted women to bowl,
he would've put breasts on their backs so we would have
something to watch while waiting our turn." [809]